Tue Mar 14, 2017, 02:08 PM
Daves Not Here Man (11,629 posts)
A guy walks into a hotel with his child...
and says "I hope the porn is disabled"
The clerk says "This is a family establishment you sick fuck"
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Tue Mar 14, 2017, 02:40 PM
Gunslinger201 (24,054 posts)
1. A Guy goes into a bar
Sits down and says to the Bartender, "I want to buy that Douche-Bag at the end of the Bar a Drink"
The Bartender says, "Whoa, this is a nice place. We don't say that here!"
Guy says, "Yeah, My Bad. I'd like to buy the Lady at the end of the Bar a drink"
Bartender says, "The Gentleman at the other end of the Bar would like to buy you a drink, what'll it be?"
She says, "I'll have a Vinegar and Water"