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Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:03 PM

Trump Unable to Stop Caravan of Democratic Women Invading Washington

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump warned on Wednesday that a caravan of Democratic women was heading toward Washington, D.C., with the explicit goal of invading the nation’s capital.

Speaking at a press conference at the White House, Trump acknowledged that he had failed in his bid to stop the caravan, which is on schedule to arrive in Washington on January 3, 2019.

“The Democrats are responsible for sending this caravan, and, frankly, it’s a disgrace,” he said. “They are sending some dangerous women.”

Elaborating on the threat posed by the caravan, Trump said, “Some of these women have fought in wars. They have fired guns. One of them is a mixed-martial-arts specialist. These are women who will kick your ass without hesitating.”

Trump denied that he was irresponsibly stoking fears about the caravan of females. “Every Republican in Washington should be scared shitless of these women,” he said. “I know I am.” https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-unable-to-stop-caravan-of-democratic-women-invading-washington

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Reply Trump Unable to Stop Caravan of Democratic Women Invading Washington (Original post)
LavenderGirl Thursday OP
imwithfred Thursday #1
safestuffer Thursday #2
LavenderGirl Thursday #21
safestuffer Thursday #25
Let it go Thursday #3
LavenderGirl Thursday #8
Let it go Thursday #27
Lifelong Thursday #23
rahtruelies Thursday #4
Nostrings Thursday #5
foia Thursday #16
Currentsitguy Thursday #6
LavenderGirl Thursday #10
Currentsitguy Thursday #18
LavenderGirl Thursday #19
Currentsitguy Thursday #24
YeahRight Thursday #29
D26-15 Thursday #7
LavenderGirl Thursday #13
D26-15 Thursday #17
LavenderGirl Thursday #20
D26-15 Thursday #22
Independent.mind Thursday #9
LavenderGirl Thursday #11
Frankenvoter Thursday #12
LavenderGirl Thursday #14
Frankenvoter Thursday #15
Banshee 3 Actual Thursday #26
YeahRight Thursday #28

Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:07 PM

1. Still bitter, madam?

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:07 PM

2. Fake news. Perhaps you were fooled, but this belongs in "humor", not "news"

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Response to safestuffer (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 05:41 PM

21. If only there were a "humor" forum

I think we need one since no one on this site understands satire and needs it to be clearly spelled out for them. Sad.

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #21)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 06:04 PM

25. If you knew this was satire, why did you post in "news" and not "fun"?

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:11 PM

3. Yeah we saw the mob beating on SCOTUS door

That was crazy.

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Response to Let it go (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:36 PM

8. Did you understand the post

It's about all of the new female Democratic members of the House.

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #8)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 07:34 PM

27. So theyll join with the crazies at SCOTUS?

Wouldn’t doubt it.

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Response to Let it go (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 05:46 PM

23. Crazy scary for righty.


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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:13 PM

4. npc alert

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:26 PM

5. When Amy Barret is confirmed to SCOTUS, I'll remember this thread and smile.

I promise.

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Response to Nostrings (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 04:18 PM

16. That's when women should march to DC

to support her nomination/confirmation.

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:30 PM

6. Who cares?

To coin a phrase he has a pen, and a phone, and a solid majority in the Senate. We've got two years of an accomplish nothing House.

The can safely be completely ignored.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:36 PM

10. Do you understand that Borowitz is satire?

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 05:16 PM

18. I have no idea who that is.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Reply #18)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 05:36 PM

19. The author of the OP. His name is listed at the beginning of the piece.

Why don't people READ the posts before responding?

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #19)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 05:56 PM

24. Doh!

Somehow I missed that.

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #19)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 08:02 PM

29. I know, i know.

Cause you posted it?? ammirite?

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:30 PM

7. How long will you carry this butthurt?

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Response to D26-15 (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:39 PM

13. What?

Why would I be "butthurt" about a record number of Democratic women being elected to the House of Representatives?

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #13)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 04:29 PM

17. "Still bitter, madam?"

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Response to D26-15 (Reply #17)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 05:38 PM

20. Bitter about the Democrats taking back the House

with record numbers of new female representatives? No, sir!

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #20)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 05:44 PM

22. Hang on to that... I'm amused.

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:36 PM

9. Some don't like humor

But this is still funny.

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Response to Independent.mind (Reply #9)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:38 PM

11. I think it's more that they just don't understand satire

I thought it was pretty funny too.

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:39 PM

12. When will western women get off their high horses long enough to offer even a SLIGHT nod

to the plight of the women in the middle east?

Where is the #femalegenitalmutilation of which American women don't give a shit, THEY'VE GOT THEIRS, and somehow never put two and two together on the calls for Sharia in places like dearbornistan and thier daughters and grandaughters eventual suffering under it.

Ever thought about that? What your grandaughter, or maybe great grandaughter will be burquad up and suffering under because thier lib grandmas were too busy playing musical matresses and looking for mr. right. out of all her mr right nows?

In one word, SELFISH. American lib women encapsulate it and that smug you're rolling in right now, remember your great grandaughter will be cursing your selfish quest for everything that satisfies you.

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Response to Frankenvoter (Reply #12)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:43 PM

14. Do you ever read beyond the headline of a post?

WTF does your post have to do with a record number of Democratic women being elected to the House of Representatives?

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Response to LavenderGirl (Reply #14)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 03:58 PM

15. Because, despite a "record number of women in congress"

And a "pink wave" or whatever other self congratuatory title you want to put on it, they are happy about one thing, abortion is safe, buddy, and all other issues are fluff to them.

Will the plight of the women in the middle east be brought up in congress? You tell me, you're fluff puff peice about a record number of women going to congress made me wonder if it will, or if their main considerations will be what they have always been, themselves, and what they do and do not want to let share space in her uterus.

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 06:09 PM

26. Democratic Women? better get some febreze or its gonna be like Low tide in Hoboken

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Response to LavenderGirl (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 07:57 PM

28. Prob couldnt

get a sammich made between the lot of em, so why try?

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