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Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:30 PM

French Army moving toward Paris. This may get ugly


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Reply French Army moving toward Paris. This may get ugly (Original post)
Currentsitguy Dec 6 OP
GoldwatersSoul Dec 6 #1
Gunslinger201 Dec 6 #2
Currentsitguy Dec 6 #5
Lowrider1984 Dec 7 #7
Bronxbomber Dec 6 #3
Kelley Dec 7 #6
outside Dec 6 #4

Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:32 PM

1. Dont worry...

someone will throw a rock and the French army will surrender.

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Response to GoldwatersSoul (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:37 PM

2. Beat me to it

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Response to GoldwatersSoul (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 04:02 PM

5. Of that, I have no doubt.

Q: Why did the 2nd French Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: To see and pay tribute to the 1st French Navy.

In 1983 the US Military intervened in the tiny island nation of Grenada, ostensibly to rescue American Medical students studying there. The invasion was a stunning success, and control of the island was assured within hours. The next day France offered their unconditional surrender.

Q: Why is the French flag always dyed in water soluble colors?
A: So all their forces need is a canteen to create a flag of surrender.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 12:53 PM

7. Q: Why did the French plant trees along all of their major roads?

A: The Germans prefer to march in the shade.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:42 PM

3. Not to worry. The French army is equipped with the latest innovation in French military technology.

The French Army Knife:

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Response to Bronxbomber (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 11:08 AM

6. Without a French Army and a French Navy

we would still be subjects of her most Britannic Majesty.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:45 PM

4. The France federal government

has lost power over the local police. The EU in Belgium is now in charge.

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