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Thu Mar 14, 2019, 09:45 AM

shortage of doughnuts making weather-ravaged Colorado even more miserable

In case nobody's aware, the Upper Great Plains states are currently being onslaught by snow, ice, and water.

In my part of Nebraska, whole towns have been evacuated, although there hasn't been much for rescue operators to do. We don't sit around expecting Donald Trump to fly in Air Force One to carry us away; we leave on our own volition under our own power.

Drudge, which reports 1" snowfalls in Boston and minor wind spells in Miami, as usual says nothing, as if this part of the country doesn't exist.

The weather's called a "bombogenesis," a word new to me.

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Reply shortage of doughnuts making weather-ravaged Colorado even more miserable (Original post)
imwithfred Mar 14 OP
TheyLostTheirForums Mar 14 #1
imwithfred Mar 14 #2
Horsefeathers Mar 14 #3
WhiskeyMakesMeHappy Mar 14 #4
imwithfred Mar 14 #6
foia Mar 14 #5
Muddling Through Mar 14 #7

Response to imwithfred (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2019, 09:54 AM

1. Is it because they have the munchies?

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Response to TheyLostTheirForums (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 14, 2019, 10:02 AM

2. The doughnut processing machine is a prominent member of the

snobbish elitist lorgnette-and-pearls crowd here, and lives in Colorado, which is currently undergoing weather torment slightly worse than what we have happening here in Nebraska. He hasn't said so, but I imagine he's having problems getting to his usual daily inventory. Colorado recently elected a gay governor, although I have no idea if that and the weather are related.

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Response to imwithfred (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 14, 2019, 10:07 AM

3. I thought the donought processor was

in Davison Michigan? Or is that Michael Moore food?

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Response to imwithfred (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2019, 10:09 AM

4. Stay safe up there!

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Response to WhiskeyMakesMeHappy (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 14, 2019, 10:12 AM

6. Well, we're being rather rudely treated by nature here, but myself, I'm fine.

For me, the deep mud's more of a problem than the water, even though I live virtually on the banks of a river out in the country.

It's bad here, but we're flatter and with considerably less people, so it's more tolerable here than in mountainous congested Colorado.

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Response to imwithfred (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2019, 10:10 AM

5. Are the cops on strike yet?

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Response to foia (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 14, 2019, 10:24 AM

7. Naw, Bruh.

When donuts aren't available, we switch to slim-jims. Those things will last FOREVER!

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