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Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:05 AM

What do the classic drunk numbskull big mouths say in bars now?

They can't complain no one's trying their stupid, half-baked ideas any more thanks to Trump. They're probably sitting there now at the bar going, "Oh shit! I'm just a stupid drunk. They're not actually doing this are they? Hell, I was just kidding. I'm stupid but I'm not crazy!."

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Reply What do the classic drunk numbskull big mouths say in bars now? (Original post)
swifty Jan 2017 OP
Pennsylvania Jan 2017 #1
Carlos W Bush Jan 2017 #5
Nostrings Jan 2017 #2
swifty Jan 2017 #6
Nostrings Jan 2017 #8
Jaime Lannister Jan 2017 #19
Nostrings Jan 2017 #20
Jaime Lannister Jan 2017 #21
Nostrings Jan 2017 #23
Doctor_R Jan 2017 #3
Gamle-ged Jan 2017 #4
Nostrings Jan 2017 #10
batcat Jan 2017 #16
DDKick Jan 2017 #28
Sebastopolitan Jan 2017 #7
MountainDew Jan 2017 #13
specs Jan 2017 #9
MountainDew Jan 2017 #14
Jaime Lannister Jan 2017 #22
specs Jan 2017 #27
Jaime Lannister Jan 2017 #32
NavyBrat Jan 2017 #29
MountainDew Jan 2017 #30
NavyBrat Jan 2017 #31
MountainDew Jan 2017 #33
NavyBrat Jan 2017 #34
MountainDew Jan 2017 #35
specs Jan 2017 #26
Nostrings Jan 2017 #11
Konservative Jan 2017 #18
R. Cavu Jan 2017 #25
MountainDew Jan 2017 #12
MountainDew Jan 2017 #15
Konservative Jan 2017 #17
Banshee 3 Actual Jan 2017 #24

Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:06 AM

1. Hillary gets drunk a lot now.

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Response to Pennsylvania (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:39 AM

5. Now?

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:35 AM

2. Last one I remember called bungles a "piece of shit used car salesman".

care to guess what his name was, and what his politics are?

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Response to Nostrings (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:40 AM

6. See, used car salesmen (and women) are ok with me.

So...

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Response to swifty (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:44 AM

8. What do women have to do with this?

All I was pointing out, is that the last big mouth drunk that I'm aware of, was talking about obama, not trump, and called him a piece of shit used car salesman.

Lefty will pitt. Truthout writer.

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Response to Nostrings (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:14 AM

19. Will "i chug bourbon like water" pitt, notorious assclown who gave up a teaching

Career in hopes of becoming a professional pundit.

He has a skill for writing some good prose, but the alcoholism made him nasty, and... a douche.

I will say this, i saw him on TV once... i had C-SPAN on one time, they were covering some veterans thing... out come will friggin pitt to speak a bit and they clapped for him...

I snarfed beer a little when that happened.

Anyhow, he was a rank opportunist. He pretended to be a kucinich man in the primaries, to burnish his liberal creds, only to go back to kerry who he was with all along.

He tried to tack left again when he called obama a pos used car salesman, but he was washed up by then...

Too bad he threw away a real job to not make it as a pundit.

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Response to Jaime Lannister (Reply #19)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:52 AM

20. Ok, that made me laugh.

Yer' still a Lannister, but I'm startin' ta likes ya.

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Response to Nostrings (Reply #20)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:59 AM

21. I'll break bread with anyone, unless they are a Frey...

Grab a tankard of ale and a trencher of stew, we can find someone we can both make fun of, i'm sure of it...

Poor will would have had 20 years in as a teacher by now... a pension.. all that.

I wonder if, as he he slugs back the remnants of cheap bourbon in the plastic bottle at the end of every night, if he has any regrets...

School teachers don't get paid well until they've been in a few decades, like he would have been.. but the pension... the health care... not many people get those these days...

All thrown away.... to write for... truthout...

That's the kind of career mistake that could make a man bitter the rest of his life!

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Response to Jaime Lannister (Reply #21)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 05:21 AM

23. Fair enough. Those freys...

May they burn for what they did to the pups and everyone else, right next to ramsey bolton.

I think pitt was a distant relative.

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:39 AM

3. cankles is wandering the woods

looking for friends to take selfies with her.

PRESIDENT Trump just hosted the Prime Minister of Great Britain today at the White House.

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:39 AM

4. They're saying, "An' Bill TOLD her to stop by th' middle class towns in th' rust belt but noo, Big..

... Dog didn't know NOTHIN' she thought! She could'a been a contender. Bet she don't even make him a sammitch back up home"...

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Response to Gamle-ged (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:47 AM

10. She was afraid he'd get loose...and of who he'd be found in the bathroom with...

At the nearest convenience store.

I bet he knows the taste of convenience store sammiches better than anybody, too.

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Response to Gamle-ged (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 02:28 AM

16. I suspect Bill gave her a lot of great advice but of course she ignored it. ...

He probably told her to avoid pushing for another Federal Assault Weapons Ban and other similiar gun control legislation.

Bill Clinton to Democrats: Don’t trivialize gun culture

Clinton recalled Al Gore’s 2000 campaign against George W. Bush in Colorado, where a referendum designed to close the so-called gun show loophole shared the ballot with the presidential ticket. Gore publicly backed the proposal, while Bush opposed it.

Though the referendum passed with 70 percent of the vote, Gore lost the state. Clinton said that the reason was because a good chunk of the referendum’s opponents were single-issue voters who automatically rejected Gore as anti-gun.

And Clinton said that passing the 1994 federal assault weapons ban “devastated” more than a dozen Democratic lawmakers in the 1994 midterms — and cost then-Speaker of the House Tom Foley (D-Wash.) his job and his seat in Congress.

***snip***

Clinton closed his remarks with a warning to big Democratic donors that ultimately many Democratic lawmakers will be defeated if they choose to stand with the president.

“Do not be self-congratulatory about how brave you for being for this” gun control push, he said. “The only brave people are the people who are going to lose their jobs if they vote with you.”
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/bill-clinton-to-democrats-dont-trivialize-gun-culture-86443_Page2.html#ixzz4X2Ds4fJ7


Of course Hillary ignored any and all advice Bill gave her. Hillary probably thinks she is the brains of the outfit and Bill is just the charismatic front man she needed to get to where she is at. It's my bet she figures she was actually the President during Bill's time in office but never got any credit for it.

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Response to batcat (Reply #16)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 11:04 AM

28. But it was HER turn dammit

Like it was Obama's turn , the voters are stupid did they not know the office of the POTUS is there to only elect a PC candidate , its not like anything else matters.

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:41 AM

7. They're whining about how women must be lesbos because they can't get laid.

 

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Response to Sebastopolitan (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 02:04 AM

13. I'm sorry you can't find

 

any companionship. Here's a thought -- it's probably you.

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:46 AM

9. You guys still have money to go to the bar after HIllary and Obama lost the election?

 

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Response to specs (Reply #9)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 02:07 AM

14. They're lefties

 

they never spend their own money. They stand near the sink and slurp up what's left in the bottom of the glasses and/or bottles. Some have even been know to wring out the bar towel and pretend the bar bought them a round.

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Response to MountainDew (Reply #14)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 05:08 AM

22. Now now, let us not be a douche... i have to ask honestly, do you

really believe this about liberals?

I'm a liberal... and i've had a job since i was 16, not counting the little kid jobs i did before then like mowing lawns and shoveling driveways in the winter.

You can't possibly believe that garbage people like Rush said that we don't work, can you?

I and all of my liberal cohorts from college have been gainfully employed in the tech industries since 1999, be it IT or mechanical or electrical engineering.

Cheap stereotypes might be good for a laugh here and there, the scary thing is if people actually believe them...

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Response to Jaime Lannister (Reply #22)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 10:29 AM

27. You guys followed a known liar to the ends and refuse to even accept the loss

 

based on even more lies

So. Yes. I believe you are full of shit when you say you are gainfully employed posting here as much as you all do

Maybe if you all would have shown an ounce of integrity and not been so up in Hillary's ass crack the last 6 months of the election, I might believe what you have to say.

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Response to specs (Reply #27)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:48 PM

32. Not a hillary fan, first off. I'm a remote employee so i work odd hours in IT

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Response to Jaime Lannister (Reply #22)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 02:19 PM

29. Well, you appear to have received your answer, Jamie.

 

(And asking a douche to not act like a douche will prove to be a losing proposition almost every time.)

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Response to NavyBrat (Reply #29)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:02 PM

30. As expected here comes the Brat

 

with another cowardly insult. Be a man and respond directly. It's what a real man would do -- oops, nevermind.

Pathetic Brat, really pathetic!



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Response to MountainDew (Reply #30)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:06 PM

31. Aww. Did I hurt your friend's fee-fees?

 

Does he need you to fight his battles? If not, you could always piss off and let him respond for himself.

Is that direct enough for you, Dewy?

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Response to NavyBrat (Reply #31)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 06:50 PM

33. I don't know Brat

 

Maybe grow a little intestinal fortitude and ask him yourself. It's fairly easy to do -- I'll bet it's even within reach for someone like you.

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Response to MountainDew (Reply #33)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 07:02 PM

34. Nice. An epitaph composed in the first three words of a ...

 

of a post to a lightly-traveled internet political forum.

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Response to NavyBrat (Reply #34)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 11:49 PM

35. Dude(ette) you're making less sense that usual.

 

Did you pick up some of the "good stuff" at the cannibus club today or did someone spike your stash? In any case, I sure hope the munchies and paranoia don't get the best of you.

Psst, I was grocery shopping today and saw that Safeway has Ding Dongs and Ho Hos 10 for $10. If you're in any shape to travel you might want to score some of that. You're welcome!!

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Response to MountainDew (Reply #14)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 10:26 AM

26. oh good point, they are bottom feeders anyway so that would fit.

 

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 12:53 AM

11. Couldn't find one in a bar, but heres one outside.



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Response to Nostrings (Reply #11)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:04 AM

18. You have to admire a man who can read that drunk. Nt

 

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Response to Konservative (Reply #18)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 09:46 AM

25. That was my thought

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 01:51 AM

12. "The Russians, the Russians."

 

"The elections were hacked." "But, but Hillary won the popular vote." "Where's my welfare/disability check."

I agree with your self assessment except for the crazy part -- lefty certainly is cray cray.

"I'm stupid but I'm not crazy!."

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 04:02 AM

17. Your 'lampoon', it needs much work. Nt

 

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Response to swifty (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 08:59 AM

24. I cant believe Hillary lost? what will we do without our empress telling is how to live

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