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Tue Feb 13, 2018, 06:58 PM

Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying



Oh Noes! They’re onto us!


The former chief-of-staff of Iran’s armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards to “attract atomic waves” and spy on his country’s nuclear program.


It was the latest in a long line of incidents of Western countries, including Israel, being accused of deploying secret agents from the animal kingdom.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/iran-accuses-west-of-using-lizards-for-nuclear-spying/

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Reply Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying (Original post)
Gunslinger201 Feb 2018 OP
Gamle-ged Feb 2018 #1
def_con5 Feb 2018 #4
def_con5 Feb 2018 #2
Will Morningstar Feb 2018 #3
orson Feb 2018 #5
Valishin Feb 2018 #6

Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 07:20 PM

1. "... reptiles with skin that attracts atomic waves..."

Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military adviser to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was responding to questions from local media on the recent arrest of environmentalists.

“Several years ago, some individuals came to Iran to collect aid for Palestine… We were suspicious of the route they chose,” he told the reformist ILNA news agency.
“In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards, chameleons… We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic Republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities,” he said.
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Those clever Iranians have penetrated our deepest secrets AGAIN, how can we ever win?...



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Response to Gamle-ged (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 07:40 PM

4. Trump must of told em

He has no respect for classified info.

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 07:21 PM

2. Well they

tried to use cats in WWII. and they had bat bombs.

Bat bombs were an experimental World War II weapon developed by the United States. The bomb consisted of a bomb-shaped casing with over a thousand compartments, each containing a hibernating Mexican free-tailed bat with a small, timed incendiary bomb attached.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 07:24 PM

3. Reptilians. Tune in to Alex Jones 4.840 mhz. SW tonight 10 pm EST for full report.

 

ON EDIT: Just last week a Canadian professor accused of being a spy not an environmental scientist "committed suicide" at Evien Prison. There's been a rash of suicides there lately. A female Candian academic was beaten to death there a few years ago. Died of natural causes, got the body back, all the bones were broken. Many Iranian-Canadians have dual citizenship. Trouble is, Iran doesn't recognize their Canadian citizenship. When Consular Affairs inquires, the Iranians hang up.

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 07:57 PM

5. I'd really like to believe this

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Tue Feb 13, 2018, 08:28 PM

6. First off

I am not sure that attracting atomic waves" is the right verbiage for this but I assume that's a translation issue. I also assume they mean that traces of the radiation are detectable in the critter's skin or some other biological indicator unique to the radiation can later be observed.

Secondly, if it is true that some lizards can be used to detect such radiation thus identifying areas of concern then YEAH, go team science! I don't see the problem here.

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