I see it's time for that old primer on ideology

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk
Nazism: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.
Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
Republicanism: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
Libertarianism: You have two cows. You let them do what they want.
Anarchism: You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society.