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Tue May 7, 2019, 09:33 PM

why can't trump be a lannister?

because "a lannister always pays his debts."



https://runt-of-the-web.com/trump-lannisters

“Cersei Lannister – such a nasty woman. No stamina. Could handle four kingdoms, maybe five. Definitely not seven,” Trump said Thursday to a confused collection of reporters. “And Jaime Lannister. Huge loser. Overrated. Couldn’t keep a spot in the King’s Guard. Got captured by Robb Stark. I prefer knights who don’t get caught.”

Met with stunned silence, Trump proceeded to announce a pivot in foreign policy. “We’re done with Syria. Syria’s not so bad. I’ve always liked Syria. Syria is terrific. We need to focus on King’s Landing. There’s some bad hombres currently sitting the Iron Throne.” He declared plans to build a fleet of ships to transport his Dothraki horde across the Narrow Sea and approach from the east. They would then storm the Mud Gate and capture the city under the cover of night.

When reporters informed him that he was copying the plots of two different episodes, Trump replied, “Episodes of what? I just came up with that on my own.”

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2019, 09:39 PM

1. Trump has done it again

Now the media is going to obsess about pure fiction and try to use it to prove Trump does not deserve to be president. Meanwhile, they will be totally distracted from their daily routine of crucifixion.

Trump is a genius

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2019, 09:46 PM

2. Wow, that TDS has really infected Alec Baldwin badly..........................

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2019, 10:45 PM

3. Now do the brother fucking Democrat from Minnesota.

Is that the Lannister you were aching for?

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Response to Charlie Mike (Reply #3)

Tue May 7, 2019, 11:39 PM

4. Boom!

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2019, 11:41 PM

5. I know what Sandor Clegane would call you

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