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Sun Sep 8, 2019, 01:02 PM

CRIMEPortland: Cops Say Its Legal For Homeless to Defecate in Public



Time to oust Rule by Democrats, people

A post featured on the r/Portland Reddit thread claimed that police said it was legal for the homeless to defecate in public after shocked onlookers saw a man with his butt in the air “depositing a 6-8″ turd onto the sidewalk.”

Yes, really.

Titled ‘Is it really legal to take a dump on the sidewalk?’ – the Reddit user explains in the post how he was on his way to lunch when he noticed a group of people pointing and staring in the same direction.

“There was a homeless person bent at the waist, pants down, ass in the air, depositing a 6-8″ turd onto the sidewalk,” he writes.

“One onlooker went across the street to tell 2 police officers, and she came back and said “The cops say it’s legal.” After my lunch, the turd was still there with shoe prints in it, tracking it down the sidewalk

https://summit.news/2019/09/06/portland-cops-says-its-legal-for-homeless-to-defecate-in-public/

I wish this was the Onion

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Reply CRIMEPortland: Cops Say Its Legal For Homeless to Defecate in Public (Original post)
Gunslinger201 Sep 8 OP
Da Mannn Sep 8 #1
Grumpy Pickle Sep 8 #2
Muddling Through Sep 9 #7
Grumpy Pickle Sep 9 #8
Fred Sanford Sep 8 #3
Magyar Heidinn Sep 8 #4
Let it go Sep 9 #5
Gunslinger201 Sep 9 #6
Steelydamned Sep 9 #9

Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Sun Sep 8, 2019, 01:16 PM

1. This is Liberal enlightenment at it's finest. It is their plan for YOU.

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Sun Sep 8, 2019, 01:59 PM

2. This is insanity.

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Response to Grumpy Pickle (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 11:12 AM

7. Insanity?

THIS! IS! PORTLAND!

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

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Response to Muddling Through (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 03:13 PM

8. : )

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Sun Sep 8, 2019, 02:14 PM

3. Lefty embraces the Shithole Lifestyle.

Natch.

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Sun Sep 8, 2019, 07:35 PM

4. A democrat utopia.

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 10:13 AM

5. Only the homeless? Why cant your dog crap anywhere it wants?

That must mean anyone can walk around nude right? Flash the penis to take a leak? How’s about public masturbation?

Where does it end? What IS illegal.

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Response to Let it go (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 10:42 AM

6. Dystopia, we are all going to live in mud huts eating soylent green

Somehow I think Liberals are about to get a Big Wakeup call from Voters

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Original post)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 04:45 PM

9. Totally off topic but....

...kinda on..maybe?

When my son was like maybe 2 or 3 he would consistently disrobe whenever given the chance and insisted on being naked 2/3rds of the time. One Sat, I was washing dishes after letting him go outside with the dog. My kitchen window overlooked the backyard and sure enough, he'd only been outside for maybe 5 minutes and.....he was butt ass nekkid....again.

He followed the dog around for a bit until the dog assumed the posture of taking a crap. Well, my son also decided this was a good time so he too took a squat and proceeded to take a crap..right there on the grass while the dog was taking one.

I tried to make it outside before he could actually begin but, too late: my son took a shit in the yard

I explained to him that he couldn't do this and he never did again but, damn it was funny. And you know how hard it is to try and admonish your child while laughing....it's almost impossible.

On another occasion, he got nekkid and after yelling at the next door neighbors dog to shut up - they bark anytime anyone goes in our backyard - he then stuck his pecker through the chain-link fence in order to pee on the barking dogs

Far cry from an adult shitting in public on the sidewalk but, still funny.

He's 11 now and no longer shits in the yard but, still will strip down to nothing but his underwear when he gets home from school

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