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Fri Nov 29, 2019, 07:03 AM

What kind of person wears a knitted "pu$$y" hat these days?

Last edited Fri Nov 29, 2019, 10:35 AM - Edit history (1)

Someone who thinks it's fun to steal your nice umbrella off of your front porch on Thanksgiving.

https://neighbors.ring.com/n/5jpy7

ETA this is not my house or my umbrella. I got the link from an alert on Ring Neighborhoods.
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Response to Duke Lacrosse (Original post)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 07:41 AM

1. Typically the low IQ/EQ who don't know the difference between male & female..........

...looked like that person was busy stealing a bunch of stuff off porches. Must be on it's pre-black friday ''shopping'' spree............

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Response to Duke Lacrosse (Original post)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 09:45 AM

2. Just a liberal out Christmas shopping.

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Response to Duke Lacrosse (Original post)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 10:07 AM

3. We have bike thieves here

who steal a bike just because they're tired of walking and then abandon them when they get to their destination. Maybe it was raining and she just wanted to stay dry.

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Response to Bob the Bilderberger (Reply #3)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 10:28 AM

6. We have organized rings of bike thieves in my area.

Using tools including bolt cutters and cable cutters that can defeat nearly any bike lock, they steal every bike they can get their hands on, and take them to makeshift chop shops in our canyons. They break the bikes down into parts, immediately spray paint the frames to conceal their identifying characteristics, and reassemble them into Franken-bikes that can't be identified. Then they sell them cheap to other bums.

Only very rarely does someone recover all or part of a stolen bike. The police make no effort to enforce the law unless the owner can produce a serial number, and a thief happens to get caught with a frame that hasn't yet had the number obliterated. That happens typically only on high-end bikes.

BTW the threshold for a theft being treated as a felony in California is $950 in value, so very few bike thefts could be charged as more than a misdemeanor. A thief could get caught red-handed stealing a bike, a flat-screen TV, power tools, or just about anything else every day and never be taken to jail. The police typically hand the person a paper ticket. They get a court appearance date (assuming they actually can be contacted) which they ignore.

Failure to appear for a misdemeanor arraignment is just another misdemeanor.

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Response to Duke Lacrosse (Original post)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 10:08 AM

4. she looked maybe cold and homeless, and it was raining

instead of being thankful that you have a nice porch and can afford an expensive umbrella you're going to let this incident "ruin thanksgiving.?"

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Response to rampartb (Reply #4)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 10:21 AM

5. Not my porch, not my umbrella, not my Thanksgiving.

I got the video from a Ring neighborhood alert.

She's obviously not starving or wet. And yes, it was raining yesterday and "cold" by San Diego standards.

I cannot abide a thief.

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Response to rampartb (Reply #4)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 08:11 PM

9. Why should I feel 'thankful' for something I earned by working. Is that a religious thing?

You can tell by the way the bitch moves about that she's healthy and so she should be working so she can save up her pennies to buy her own brolly. But that's not her gig is it?

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Response to Jardinier (Reply #9)

Sat Nov 30, 2019, 04:49 AM

10. you do realize that thanksgiving is a "religious thing?"

very few americans consider this a day to feast on cheezeburgers and thank trump for his miraculous tax cuts.

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Response to Duke Lacrosse (Original post)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 10:41 AM

7. UPDATE - Same thief returned to the scene and stole a SECOND umbrella.

So obviously she wasn't stealing out of pure need.

Again, not my house, not my umbrella.

https://neighbors.ring.com/n/LWGY4

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Response to Duke Lacrosse (Reply #7)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 08:05 PM

8. Wow, what a cunt.

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