Thu Feb 13, 2020, 09:53 PM

Bloomberg has fixed the homeless problem.......

NEW YORK—Drenched in drying blood and limping slightly, New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg triumphantly stated this morning that the city’s longstanding homeless problem had finally been solved. “Homelessness is over—it’s not a problem anymore,” a winded Bloomberg said to a City Hall press conference while gripping the lectern tightly to prevent his hands from shaking. “I fixed the problem. Problem solved.” When asked by reporters if permanent housing had been provided for the city’s 50,000 homeless, Bloomberg assured them the new lodgings were quite permanent.

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docgeezer Feb 13 #1

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Thu Feb 13, 2020, 10:02 PM

1. I take it his solution is similar to that of

a Romanian prince who ended poverty in his native Transylvania.

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