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Fri Mar 3, 2017, 11:51 AM

WTF? Just WTF?

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Reply WTF? Just WTF? (Original post)
Currentsitguy Mar 2017 OP
Ravenquills Mar 2017 #1
oflguy Mar 2017 #2
Ravenquills Mar 2017 #3
Sardis Mar 2017 #4
Ravenquills Mar 2017 #5

Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 11:55 AM

1. I watched this

and the part where the goat was licking the person at what appeared to be their crotch while they threw their hands up in the air and looked delighted just made me say WTF!

Goat F*Cker!

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Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 01:02 PM

2. You don't EVEN want to watch the Muslim version

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Response to oflguy (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 02:47 PM

3. Veiled Goats

OMG i want to play that game veiled exploding goats. AWESOME!!!!

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Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Wed Mar 8, 2017, 01:35 PM

4. One of my favorite jokes.....not suitable for work or the prudish though so be warned.

Good ole' boy in the deep south is charged with bestiality, and about to go on trial. Only 2 lawyers in town, so he calls up his brother Cletus, who'd been in trouble with the law all of his life for some advice. His brother tells him "Now, of them 2 lawyers, Mr. Edwards is a technical genius, if there's any chance of you getting off on some minor bit of lawyering, then he's your man. But on the other hand Mr. Jeppson, now, he is not quite as sharp, but that man can pick you the most sympathetic jury you could possibly have, and that could make a difference too. Both are good, you just have to pick one"

So the day the trial starts, Cletus happens to be free, and thought he'd head down to the courthouse to see how things would go with his brother. The prosecution has called their first witness, Mrs. Watson to testify. "Now Mrs. Watson, tell us what you saw". "Well," says Mrs. Watson "I heard a terrible ruckus out from the barn, so I went out to see what was going on, and that's when I saw the defendant having sexual relations with a goat, and when it was over, that goat turned around and licked that man clean".

Juror number 2 leans over to juror number 3 and whispers "A good goat'll do that for you".

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Response to Sardis (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 8, 2017, 05:08 PM

5. LOL

no not for the prudish but funny as hell

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