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Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:51 PM

Bidet. Yes or no?


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No
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I use single ply tissue because my ass needs to be punished
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Reply Bidet. Yes or no? (Original post)
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 OP
Gunslinger201 Feb 2017 #1
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #5
Squeek Feb 2017 #6
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #9
Squeek Feb 2017 #13
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #18
Aldar Feb 2017 #2
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #10
Squeek Feb 2017 #3
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #8
Squeek Feb 2017 #14
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #17
Frankenvoter Feb 2017 #4
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #7
Squeek Feb 2017 #12
Frankenvoter Feb 2017 #15
Texas_mom Feb 2017 #16
Squeek Feb 2017 #21
Currentsitguy Feb 2017 #11
Carlos W Bush Feb 2017 #19
Daves Not Here Man Feb 2017 #20
Squeek Feb 2017 #22
Mauro Feb 2017 #23
Ravenquills Feb 2017 #24

Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:56 PM

1. Don't believe I've seen one since I was overseas

Many (many) years ago

Hellacious water pressure in that though 🤗

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:03 PM

5. They sell ones that attach easily to your current toilet.

Brings your pooping game to a whole new level, man.

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:04 PM

6. I would imagine

the high pressure is to blast away the hair-clinging dingleberries

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Response to Squeek (Reply #6)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:10 PM

9. The one I have has a knob that goes low to high.

Frankly I find it best to crank it. Playing with the pressure just leaves ya too wet.

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Reply #9)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 03:02 PM

13. Hahahahha!!!!

Hey you know what's pretty good entertainment?

directing a spray of water at your bunghole while letting go with a huge fart.

Sounds like a duck gargling

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Response to Squeek (Reply #13)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 04:27 PM

18. ROTFLMAO!!!

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 01:58 PM

2. Did you mean

Biden. Yes or no?

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Response to Aldar (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:18 PM

10. We already voted on him. Twice.

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:02 PM

3. One requirement...

Yes, I would like (and use) a bidet BUT...

it has to be relatively warm water.

I'm not about to spray my ass with ice cubes straight from the faucet that's about 25 feet from the hot water tank where it takes forever to get to the master bathroom.

But for now, I have a hand operated job...squeeze bottle type with a nice long spout for getting into nooks and crannies. Pressure is kind of low, but it's better than dry wiping.

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Response to Squeek (Reply #3)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:07 PM

8. Yes, I was thinking the same.

But I bought one from Amazon. Just a simple one that attaches to your current toilet. The cold water isn't so bad, really. Kinda helps you center the blast

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Reply #8)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 03:07 PM

14. I think I saw one of them

when I was checking them out about a year ago.

Very simple design.

But doesn't the cold water make your ass pucker in protest? Right now mine is screaming in fear just thinking about being assaulted by water from the North Pole.

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Response to Squeek (Reply #14)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 04:26 PM

17. It honestly doesn't bother me.

But I'm an Upstate NY'er. Our asses are immune to cold.

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:03 PM

4. I cant understand the draw of them

My thinking is that if a person is so "pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?" that they feel that wiping their own backside is beneath them, they most likely have a hired servant for that particular duty anyway.

Besides, it's a Euoropean thing, and they are kinky beyond belief over there. So it makes sense as to why they would have invented one and tried to push them on everyone else.

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Response to Frankenvoter (Reply #4)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:05 PM

7. Think of it like this..

If a bird poops on your head, would you just wipe it with a dry paper towel?

Seriously, they're pretty cool. Literally and metaphorically.

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Response to Frankenvoter (Reply #4)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 03:00 PM

12. The draw of them

is that sometimes TP just doesn't cut it. Especially if a person has a real sensitive ass and the TP irritates it. Mr squeek is like that. He has to use the wet wipes or else he'll make his ass bleed, even with the real soft paper.

I hate the soft stuff. Always feels like there's lint down there

Also, and I know this is going to sound really gross, but...

sometimes if a person has gastric issues that cause him to...er...toot a lot, it can cause a mini explosion in the asscheeks. Little particles that aren't going to come off except with some water. It can even cause a spray paint effect on the inside of one's skivvies. Like a Rorschach test.

So. Everything you ever didn't want to know about poo, explained in one easy lesson.

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Response to Squeek (Reply #12)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 03:09 PM

15. I was thinking it was probably something to that effect

And it's far enough before dinner I should have my appetite back by then..........

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Response to Squeek (Reply #12)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 03:24 PM

16. If you don't shower every day, they come in handy. :)

In cool climates where one does not perspire, you really don't need to shower every single day if you have a bidet (and use it.)

Showering every day really dries out my skin.

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Response to Texas_mom (Reply #16)

Fri Feb 17, 2017, 04:38 PM

21. I've read a few articles

which said that it's really unnecessary to shower every single day anyway.

I use disposable adult washing cloths (suitable for hospital patients, etc) a lot in the winter, and a spray cleaner on TP for the hind end, every day and often multiple times per day.

Baking soda and water paste applied to the armpits and left on for 1 minute will get rid of any armpit funk there might be. My armpits really get pretty aromatic...they always have...and baking soda/water is the only thing that will deodorize them. Not even antibacterial soap works there.

So yeah...we can stay clean and non-offensive even with skin issues.

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Tue Feb 14, 2017, 02:27 PM

11. These things are huge in Japan

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2017, 02:42 PM

19. No thanks, I don't think I want water shot like a geyser up my ass.

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Response to Carlos W Bush (Reply #19)

Fri Feb 17, 2017, 02:49 PM

20. On. Not in.

Hey, man....don't be a square. It's life changing. As I said in another post. If a bird shit on your head, you would wipe it with a dry paper towel.

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Response to Carlos W Bush (Reply #19)

Fri Feb 17, 2017, 04:40 PM

22. Well, it's not like

it's actually going to go in your ass and maybe come out your ears or something...



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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 09:33 AM

23. Absolutely YES !!!

As an italian, I really miss it every time I'm abroad.
Good to hear I would eventually find it in the US as well!

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 06:20 PM

24. this has been the best reading of the day...OMG what does that say about my life????

Thanks Everyone. I laughed my ass off reading this thread which means although i voted yes for the bidet i wont need one now!

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