Lifepoordave

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 09:34 AM

What a night.

Ended up going to the bar with Dave and Jeff.
As imentioned in another thread, the wife is gone for a week, Dave and Jeff came to visit until Sunday from Detroit.
We were supposed to hang out and jam bit fuckin' Dave wanted to go out.
He got in a fight with some guy, then another guy jumped in, Jeff got involved, then me, then the bouncers and eventually the cops.
The cops were cool, they just wanted us all to go home and sleep it off. Two of them are members of my establishment. Dave had to open his big fuckin mouth and sass the cops.
Into the drunk tank he went. Jeff and I and some chick he picked up went home.
I had to get up at 4am to go open the place, still drunk, had to take a cab. Was happy to see Cheryl show up. I said " want to make some money?" She said yes. I gave her 500 bucks and said " take care of the place for the rest of the week. She happily accepted.
Now I'm home. Jeff and the chick are still passed out in the basement by the hottub.

Dave just got back. Looks like shit.

Cracked a beer, rolled a joint and let's try this again, see how it works out.


Edit. He has a black eye and a swollen nose.
I just cranked up "I ain't as good as I once was" by Toby Keith. That's gonna be his anthem for the rest of the week.

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Reply What a night. (Original post)
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 OP
jimiray Feb 2019 #1
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #2
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #3
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #4
Lowrider1984 Mar 2019 #5
SatansSon666 Mar 2019 #6
Lowrider1984 Mar 2019 #7
SatansSon666 Mar 2019 #8
Lowrider1984 Mar 2019 #9
SatansSon666 Mar 2019 #10
Lowrider1984 Mar 2019 #11
SatansSon666 Mar 2019 #12
Lowrider1984 Mar 2019 #13
SatansSon666 Mar 2019 #14
Summer Mar 2019 #15
SatansSon666 Mar 2019 #16

Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 09:45 AM

1. Some people live and learn...

and some people just live

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Response to jimiray (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 10:12 AM

2. Lol. Yeah. Well Dave is normally quiet.

He's just the kind of guy that doesn't take shit and once he's wound up and drinking, he ain't gonna stop.
Drunk tank was the best place for him last night.

It all started over a game of darts.. fuckin' darts.
They were arguing, the guy was pointing his finger in Dave's face and Dave slapped his hand away. Mistake. The guy clocked him. Dave is big and can take a punch but that guy rocked him pretty good. Dave swung back and all hell broke loose. Mostly people just trying to stop others from jumping in. I never got hit or had to hit anyone but some fists were flying around. Bouncers got it under control but everyone was still yelling and throwing shit around when the cops showed up.

I probably should "live and learn" this time. But damn, that beer tastes good.

Hahaha. .

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 11:34 AM

3. Had to wake the woman up Jeff brought back.

Laying there in a white thong and nothing else.
I covered her up with a blanket but she must have kicked it off.
Told her she didn't have to leave but she had to get dressed. I'm not gonna leave her laying there like that, it's not right.

Smoking body.. Nice tattoos too.. They look expensive.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 03:52 PM

4. Fucking nailing shit!!

Just blew through



And



Haven't jammed with the boys in years..

On a side note, Jeffs new friend, her name is Julie by the way, can fucking sing like fuck. Nailing Judas Priest. I knew those tattoos meant she liked metal.
She only lives 45 minutes away, if I ever start a band again, I found my singer.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 02:31 PM

5. Good times............

back when I was younger...…………….

You get the picture.

Tell Dave I hope he feels better.

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Response to Lowrider1984 (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:02 PM

6. Yeah. I told my wife and she said "you assholes aren't in university anymore"

Dave's fine. He said Thanks.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:04 PM

7. Cool.

Your wife sounds like mine!

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Response to Lowrider1984 (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:12 PM

8. It's funny.

She can connect to the security cams from her laptop, she sent me a message with a screen shot of the woman Jeff brought home laying on the floor naked except for a thong next to the hot tub with the caption
"Uh, who the fuck is that?"
I just said "Jeff's date"
She laughed and said "tell her to out some clothes on" I said "I already did."

Fort he record, I tell everyone there are cameras in the game room and hot tub room.
It stops most people from fucking in the hot tub or on my pool table and stuff.
Not that it has happened a lot, but once is enough to put a stop to it. She didn't have a suit so she went in with Dave in her thong, they got even more hammered and slithered put and passed put on the floor.
Lmao. We drove her home earlier.
Jeff is in love.. poor Jeff.


Edit: put = out.
I hate this phone.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #8)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:17 PM

9. Yeah

"it stops most people" it probably ENCOURAGES some people.

Tell Jeff to think with the big head, not the other one.

Always gets me in trouble.
The little bastard.

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Response to Lowrider1984 (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:28 PM

10. He'll get over it, we're going out again tonight.

Hahaha

When she left she said " have fun!", wouldn't want to disobey and get in trouble.
Happy wife happy life.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:31 PM

11. "Bring lawyers, guns and money"

Good times...……….

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Response to Lowrider1984 (Reply #11)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:40 PM

12. Dave's brother is a lawyer.

We'll leave the guns home though.
Dave is a chemical engineer.. makes about 300k a year, single, no kids.
He's bringing the money tonight, the cheap bastard.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #12)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 07:38 PM

13. SCORE!!!

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Response to Lowrider1984 (Reply #13)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 05:11 AM

14. Indeed!!

Lol.
We all made it home this time. No problems. No fights. Dave paid. No naked hot tub chicks though, but they tried. It looked promising for Dave but in the end it didn't work out. Maybe the thought of going home with 3 strange men made her question her judgement. Can't be too careful these days. At least that's what I told Dave.

It's late and I'm drunk.. time to hit the sack.
Gotta get up in 5 hours.. I'm used to getting up at this time, not going to bed. ugh.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 11:25 PM

15. that was a fun read

As much as I'd like to believe it, it reads like "dear penthouse". Seriously, if you have all this going on, what on earth are you doing here?. Don't answer, cuz I don't believe anything on the internet.

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Response to Summer (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 05:15 AM

16. I still make time for Internet.

Have to check emails and some other things.
So I'd check it out here too.
Plus I got up earlier than my friends and mess around until they get up. Chilling with the laptop and relaxing. It wasn't go go go go the whole time. It certainly had it's mements though.

It was a good week, miss my Detroit friends, don't get to see them much anymore.
Wife is home now, was happy to see her. Was gonna play a prank at the airport with a sign that said "welcome home from jail" but decided against it because I wanted to get laid.


You don't have to believe it, really don't care.
I could show pics but I have enough respect for myself and my friends and Jeffs friend that I'm not going to stoop to that level just to make a point to a stranger online.

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