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Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:15 PM

If your wife or girlfriend has the flu...how long should it take her to prepare dinner?

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Reply If your wife or girlfriend has the flu...how long should it take her to prepare dinner? (Original post)
Fred Sanford Mar 2019 OP
Ruby Mar 2019 #1
Fred Sanford Mar 2019 #3
WhiskeyMakesMeHappy Mar 2019 #2
His Daughter Mar 2019 #4
MumblyPeg Mar 2019 #5
Boadicea Mar 2019 #6
RATFINK_5.0 Mar 2019 #7
Butchie_T Mar 2019 #8
bernt-toast Mar 2019 #9
Grebbid Mar 2019 #10
oldenuff35 Mar 2019 #11
safestuffer Mar 2019 #12

Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:25 PM

1. Depends on how many of your buddies shes cooking for.

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Response to Ruby (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:30 PM

3. *grins*

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:27 PM

2. This should be a poll.

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:31 PM

4. As long as it takes you to go get take out

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:32 PM

5. I'm a decent guy.. I'd give her an extra half hour... as long as she made sure to ice down the beer

well in advance to keep me entertained while I wait for her and her debauchery

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:41 PM

6. I can do it under 30 minutes...

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:45 PM

7. 48 hrs or +. She / or He does not need 2 cough...

N2 Food. Depends on flu strain.

Bird flu ... after ww1.

Simple food management.


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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 02:54 PM

8. She wont be preparing dinner

I will.

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 03:21 PM

9. I didn't eat for 5 or 6 days last winter when I had the flu

But not one of my critters went without their regular meals, with hot water lugged through deep snow to the horses and bunnies 3x/day. And not one was left in their pee or poop. Outside temps never broke 1, mostly ranged -20 to -1.

Midstream dreamed that Jesus visited me. So weary in my sleep I begged him to take me now.

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 03:44 PM

10. I'm not an old conservatard, so I enjoy cooking.

I'm also a better cook than my wife.

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 06:54 PM

11. WOW after reading this I could argue that I need two wives.

As long as they are compatable of course.

They also both have to be professionals and work most year.

No problem.

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Response to Fred Sanford (Original post)

Fri Mar 8, 2019, 07:29 PM

12. If my girlfriend is sick, I do the cooking.

Reasons?
1. I don't want her coughing into my food,
2. I'm not a worthless, lazy, piece of shit partner.

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