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Sat Feb 4, 2017, 01:45 PM

 

Moral Majority

Jello really needs to re-record this, and update the lyrics. Actually, other than most of the names mentioned here being dead now, everything else mentioned here still applies. Maybe more than ever now.....




You call yourself the Moral Majority
We call ourselves the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive
God must be dead if you're alive

You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'
Then you buy the president and swimming pools
If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets
God must be dead if you're alive

Circus-tent con-men and Southern belle bunnies
Milk your emotions then they steal your money
It's the new dark ages with the fascists toting bibles
Cheap nostalgia for the Salem Witch Trials

Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties
Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies
Masturbating with a flag and a bible
God must be dead if you're alive

Blow it out your ass, Jerry Falwell
Blow it out your ass, Jesse Helms
Blow it out your ass, Ronald Reagan
What's wrong with a mind of my own?

You don't want abortions, you want battered children
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem
Now you wanna force us to pray in school
God must be dead if you're such a fool

You're planning for a war with or without Iran
Building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan
Pissed at your neighbour? Don't bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a fag

Blow it out your ass, Terry Dolan
Blow it out your ass, Phyllis Schlafly
Ram it up your cunt, Anita
Cos God must be dead
If you're alive
God must be dead
If you're alive

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FORD Feb 2017 OP
Tarzan Feb 2017 #1
Aldar Feb 2017 #2
HerasHeaddress Feb 2017 #3
BuzzClik Feb 2017 #5
BuzzClik Feb 2017 #4
rahtruelies Feb 2017 #6
FORD Feb 2017 #7

Response to FORD (Original post)

Sat Feb 4, 2017, 02:08 PM

1. The moral majority

are neither.

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Response to FORD (Original post)

Sat Feb 4, 2017, 02:08 PM

2. Hey Ford, what do you power your computer with?

Is it that evil oil?

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Response to Aldar (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 4, 2017, 02:37 PM

3. You were alerted on.

I've been on more juries since the site came back up than I was in the same time period before it went offline.

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Response to Aldar (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 4, 2017, 02:45 PM

5. Are you sure you're on the correct thread?

:thread:

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Response to FORD (Original post)

Sat Feb 4, 2017, 02:43 PM

4. They just don't make punk rock like they used to.

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Response to FORD (Original post)

Sat Feb 4, 2017, 03:29 PM

6. vile garbage from the amoral non-American Left

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Response to rahtruelies (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 4, 2017, 06:13 PM

7. ************************FAKE REVIEWS************************

 

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