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Sun Feb 26, 2017, 07:23 PM

SCIENTISTS in HELL!






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Reply SCIENTISTS in HELL! (Original post)
wonderwarthog Feb 2017 OP
Argentina Feb 2017 #1
Frankenvoter Feb 2017 #2
SlayerNut Feb 2017 #3
Ravenquills Feb 2017 #4
wonderwarthog Feb 2017 #5
outside Mar 2017 #6
outside Mar 2017 #7
SlayerNut Mar 2017 #8

Response to wonderwarthog (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2017, 07:27 PM

1. Now that's funny. Recommended.

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Response to wonderwarthog (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2017, 07:57 PM

2. Yeah but will it have gotten initial approval through the regulatory state?

Set up by all the lawyers who are hell's biggest population overall, therefore have the biggest interest as in how hell gets by century by century, and as millennia has gone on have set up checks and balances for any new inventions that might come down the pike.

Things like being "peer reviewed", by a panel of experts on the subject. Then the requisite fees of course, in order to get it sent up through the next level of buearacratic oversight, to deem if it was A) a true invention in every aspect, not just globbing on to other existing tech, and B) would it do a greater good to the inhabitants of hell in any measurable way.

If both of those parameters are met, then it gets ok'd to get kicked up to the boss himself, and immediately the idea of any relief at all for these stupid, easily blinded humans veto's that effort.

So in short, no, I don't think there is air conditioning in hell.

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Response to Frankenvoter (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 27, 2017, 07:40 AM

3. You know they'll just get

Cheaper labour from heaven anyway.
They'll come down and steal all the good jobs from decent hard working Hellians just trying to get by in their realm.

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Response to wonderwarthog (Original post)

Mon Feb 27, 2017, 04:18 PM

4. Actually it is really an engineering problem as stated here

By the way love that poster its great!

Here is a funny in return i am sure you have already seen it;

from a University of Washington exam

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

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Response to Ravenquills (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 27, 2017, 10:09 PM

5. Thanks

For sharing that wonderful story!!!



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Response to wonderwarthog (Original post)

Sun Mar 19, 2017, 08:46 PM

6. Yes

scientists gave us this.

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Response to wonderwarthog (Original post)

Sun Mar 19, 2017, 08:50 PM

7. God gave us this



I like God better.

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Response to outside (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 20, 2017, 10:23 AM

8. The universe gave us all that.

The atoms formed in exploding stars over billions of years.
No god required.
If god gave us everything, he also gave us the scientists that invented the nukes. Since god knew we would make weapons like nukes, it's gods fault.
Don't pull out "free will" either, free will cannot exist with a creator god controlling everything.
It's one or the other. .
Either god has a plan or he doesn't. If he does have a plan, free will does not exist, as everything was planned.
God doesn't have a plan, since he doesn't exist, that's why we have free will.

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