Beliefssatan

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 05:29 AM

Satan must have read the bible.

So Satan knows how it's all going to end as well.
He knows he is going to lose and Jebus is going to come kick his ass.
That is a huge advantage for Satan.
If I was Satan I'd attack ASAP, while Jebus doesn't expect it. Start burning and killing people until Jebus finally gets off his lazy ass and comes down with his iron rod and starts smashing people across the face with it.

God isn't too bright to lay out his entire plan for his enemy like that.
Since it's all made up it doesn't really matter, but still, not too fucking smart.

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Reply Satan must have read the bible. (Original post)
SatansSon666 Jan 30 OP
Da Mannn Jan 30 #1
SatansSon666 Jan 30 #2
freedumb2003 Jan 30 #3
Currentsitguy Jan 30 #4
SatansSon666 Jan 31 #5
Bubba Jan 31 #6
SatansSon666 Jan 31 #7

Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 07:52 AM

1. The ignorant pretending to understand.

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Response to Da Mannn (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 07:54 AM

2. Satan is smarter than you pal.

And Jebus' iron rod ain't gonna do shit.

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Response to Da Mannn (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 08:21 AM

3. They are so cute when they get out of the crib for the first time

 

So when they fall down and go boom you can only hope their diaper is not dirty.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 04:21 PM

4. Sounds like a lot of effort wasted on a foregone conclusion.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 06:32 AM

5. It's like giving your playbook to the other team

A week before the superbowl.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 03:33 PM

6. On The Contrary.

Think of Satan as Ted Bundy sitting in his cell on Death Row. Ted knows exactly how it's gonna end. But that knowledge doesn't give him any advantage at all.

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Response to Bubba (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 31, 2019, 05:39 PM

7. That's an excellent way to look at it.

Satan is free though.
He is corrupting and messing with us all the time according to religious folks.
If he was locked up, unable to do anything, there would be nothing to fear from Satan's influence and the whole thing would fly out of window.
Now if Ted Bundy had been allowed to kill until his execution, it would certainly parallel your idea of how Satan works and what his role is.

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