Beliefsbeliefsjesustakethewheel

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:01 AM

kids, don't try this .......

"According to reports, Chad O. England flipped his truck five times on a Tennessee interstate earlier this week after he thought Jesus was calling him and advising him to let go of the wheel and let Jesus do the driving."

just a reminder : jesus does not have a valid drivers license.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/01/man-lets-jesus-take-wheel-truck-flips-5-times/

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Reply kids, don't try this ....... (Original post)
rampartb Feb 2019 OP
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #1
nolidad Feb 2019 #2
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #3
quad489 Feb 2019 #7
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #10
quad489 Feb 2019 #13
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #14
quad489 Feb 2019 #17
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #19
quad489 Feb 2019 #23
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #30
quad489 Feb 2019 #18
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #20
quad489 Feb 2019 #24
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #28
quad489 Feb 2019 #32
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #35
quad489 Feb 2019 #49
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #50
Cold Warrior Feb 2019 #51
quad489 Feb 2019 #52
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #53
quad489 Feb 2019 #54
quad489 Feb 2019 #55
Independent.mind Feb 2019 #43
quad489 Feb 2019 #45
Independent.mind Feb 2019 #47
quad489 Feb 2019 #48
quad489 Feb 2019 #29
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #31
quad489 Feb 2019 #33
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #34
sobek Feb 2019 #56
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #57
Magyar Heidinn Feb 2019 #5
nolidad Feb 2019 #36
Magyar Heidinn Feb 2019 #40
quad489 Feb 2019 #9
nolidad Feb 2019 #37
oflguy Feb 2019 #4
rampartb Feb 2019 #8
nolidad Feb 2019 #38
rampartb Feb 2019 #41
nolidad Feb 2019 #44
quad489 Feb 2019 #6
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #11
quad489 Feb 2019 #15
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #16
quad489 Feb 2019 #21
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #22
nolidad Feb 2019 #39
SatansSon666 Feb 2019 #42
MeatSandwich Feb 2019 #12
Lowrider1984 Feb 2019 #25
rampartb Feb 2019 #26
Lowrider1984 Feb 2019 #27
Cold Warrior Feb 2019 #46

Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:05 AM

1. Lmao. Jesus has to have some fun too.

Probably gets boring up there with everyone kissing his ass and asking him the same questions over and over.
Harmless prank by the son of God.

If he wanted to kill him I'm sure he could have come up with something better than that.

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:05 AM

2. Just a reminder He needs no valid license!

But no- the Lord does not call for people to do crazy things like that!

Things like stuff kids in ovens or jump off a cliff or intentionally handle poisonous snakes.

Satan masquerading as an angel of light may do that- but not God Himself.

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Response to nolidad (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:11 AM

3. No, of course not.

He would never convince a guy to kill his own kid or anything like that.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #3)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:44 AM

7. Oh my, who did he get to kill his own kid???

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Response to quad489 (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:05 AM

10. Nobody.

He was just fuckin' with him.
But he did convince the guy to do it.
So Jesus fucking with the pick-up truck guy is totally believable.

Like father like son.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #10)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:20 PM

13. ''Nobody''...thanks for confirming.......

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Response to quad489 (Reply #13)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:35 PM

14. He still convinced him to do it.

He's certainly an asshole for putting the guy through it.
That's why it's believable that Jesus would fuck with pickup truck guy, if, of course, Jesus actually existed.

(He doesn't)

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #14)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:39 PM

17. ''He still convinced him to do it''...prove it.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #17)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:41 PM

19. Read the bible.

You'll see.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #19)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:58 PM

23. ''Read the bible''...LOL!!!

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Response to quad489 (Reply #23)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:18 PM

30. Quickest way to become an atheist.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #14)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:39 PM

18. ''He doesn't''...prove it.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #18)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:41 PM

20. Can't prove a negative.

What What a silly thing to say..
Prove it..

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #20)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:02 PM

24. ''Can't prove a negative''...then don't make claims you can't prove.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #24)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:16 PM

28. Lmao

That's rich..


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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #28)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:43 PM

32. Yep, making claims & running away from proving them by saying ''can't prove a negative'' sure is....

"Lmao......That's rich."

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Response to quad489 (Reply #32)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 03:21 PM

35. Well he doesn't.


I can't prove leprechauns don't exist either.
I can state with certainty that they do not exist.
Same with Jebus.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #35)

Thu Feb 14, 2019, 09:52 AM

49. The arrogance shown on this forum is what makes it so entertaining............................

"35. Well he doesn't.
I can't prove leprechauns don't exist either.
I can state with certainty that they do not exist.
Same with Jebus."

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Response to quad489 (Reply #49)

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 05:33 AM

50. Uh huh.

Can you prove leprechauns don't exist?

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #50)

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 09:35 AM

51. Yahweh's Big Book doesn't mention leprechauns

However, it does talk about dinosaurs

https://m.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #50)

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 12:03 PM

52. "Can you prove leprechauns don't exist?'...nope, can't prove ET/aliens don't exist either...

...nor would I be so arrogant as to make such a claim in either case either. Greatest scientific minds once believed the Sun revolved around the Earth...future generations proved otherwise.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #52)

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 12:17 PM

53. Ya, those same "minds" came up with Yahweh back then too.

But people still think they got that right.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #53)

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 12:32 PM

54. Ok, if you say so............

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #53)

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 02:13 PM

55. ...and apparently 1/3 of them live in Europe today...

...and 1/4 of them live in the US.

"Here’s the thing, though: Americans actually fared better than Europeans who took similar quizzes — at least when it came to the sun and Earth question. Only 66 percent of European Union residents answered that one correctly."

http://time.com/7809/1-in-4-americans-thinks-sun-orbits-earth/

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Response to quad489 (Reply #24)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 06:32 PM

43. Genesis 22

1 Some time later God tested Abraham and said to him, “Abraham!”

“Here I am,” he answered.

2 “Take your son,” God said, “your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. Offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains, which I will show you.”

3 So Abraham got up early the next morning, saddled his donkey, and took along two of his servants and his son Isaac. He split wood for a burnt offering and set out for the place God had designated.

4 On the third day Abraham looked up and saw the place in the distance. 5“Stay here with the donkey,” Abraham told his servants. “The boy and I will go over there to worship, and then we will return to you.”

6 Abraham took the wood for the burnt offering and placed it on his son Isaac. He himself carried the fire and the sacrificial knife, and the two of them walked on together.

7 Then Isaac said to his father Abraham, “My father!”

“Here I am, my son,” he replied.

“The fire and the wood are here,” said Isaac, “but where is the lamb for the burnt offering?”

8 Abraham answered, “God Himself will provide the lamb for the burnt offering, my son.” And the two walked on together.

9 When they arrived at the place God had designated, Abraham built the altar there and arranged the wood. He bound his son Isaac and placed him on the altar, atop the wood. 10 Then Abraham reached out his hand and took the knife to slaughter his son.

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Response to Independent.mind (Reply #43)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 07:11 PM

45. So you're saying that story, out of a book SatansSon666 says is fiction, is true??

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Response to quad489 (Reply #45)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 07:44 PM

47. I provided no commentary

Just thought adding the reference for clarification might be helpful

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Response to Independent.mind (Reply #47)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 10:35 PM

48. Ok, thanks........

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #14)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:17 PM

29. ''He still convinced him to do it.'' - OR - ''He doesn't''...only ONE of your claims can be true...

"14. He still convinced him to do it.

He's certainly an asshole for putting the guy through it.
That's why it's believable that Jesus would fuck with pickup truck guy, if, of course, Jesus actually existed.

(He doesn't)"

...thus the other one is false/lie. Either "God" exists and told that abraham dude to kill his son and Jesus exists OR neither happened and that drunk drug addict is just lying to the police. So which is it?

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Response to quad489 (Reply #29)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:25 PM

31. Or the guy really believes Jesus told him.

So he wouldn't be lying.

It's cool you get to decide who is really hearing Jesus and who isn't.


Prove Jesus never told him to let go of the wheel.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #31)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:44 PM

33. ''Prove Jesus never told him to let go of the wheel''...and your deflecting continue....SSDD.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #33)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 03:18 PM

34. Don't make claims you can't prove.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #14)

Sat Feb 16, 2019, 08:12 AM

56. Jesus was there! Jesus took over the truck!

How else can you explain how the truck flips 5 times end over end and this guy doesn't have a scratch?

In addition, Jesus made sure this guy is getting the help he needs in jail for his drug habit and scared him straight with a terrifying heavenly ride. This guy might have thought he was being raptured, but that was just the dope.

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Response to sobek (Reply #56)

Sat Feb 16, 2019, 08:31 AM

57. Sure he did.

Taught him a good lesson..

Jesus is such a nice fella.

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Response to nolidad (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:29 AM

5. Surely you are correct, nothing crazy.

His gratuitous will is to inflict suffering and death upon children by cancer. Just one example.

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Response to Magyar Heidinn (Reply #5)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 05:31 PM

36. Wrong again!

If you want to see the theology on why people suffer terrible things like cancer PM me.

But bottom line- because our original parents rebelled against god- God cursed the universe until he will recreate them perfect again!

He is, in HIs wisdom which is beyond ours, allowing the consequences of sin to play out.

Cancer in kids, just like the mass murder of children in the womb are both the result of sin, not God being a sadist.

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Response to nolidad (Reply #36)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 07:50 PM

40. Nice god, taking out his frustration and wickedness on those who havent

even enjoyed their first sin yet because the parents sinned.
Or is he punishing parents by killing their children? With this great wisdom how does he pick who he is going to inflict sickness upon and kill and who gets to live a long happy life?

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Response to nolidad (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:54 AM

9. ...and then he makes women wear those black bodybag burqa things because the men can't control them-

-selves, always letting little head do all the thinking so big head can focus on wearing hats.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #9)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 05:32 PM

37. that is the false god of Islam doing that!

and the pussy hat people are living examples of rebellion against the one true God.

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Response to oflguy (Reply #4)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:44 AM

8. i don't think the song is meant to be taken literally

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Response to rampartb (Reply #8)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 05:33 PM

38. Thank you for the sanity rampart!!!

It means we give Jesus control of our lives while we live it to His honor and Glory!

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Response to nolidad (Reply #38)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:34 PM

41. or maybe it means we are weak

and that faith provides strength to overcome temptation, but "free will" must be applied to the steering wheel of any moving vehicle.

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Response to rampartb (Reply #41)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 06:43 PM

44. It is not faith that overcomes temptation;

But the power of God the Holy Spirit living within us that does- if we choose to walk in the spirit instead of the flesh.

But agreed, Everyday living is our responsibility and that included steering a car!

God can intervene if he chooses, but he will not to a drug addled person.

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:42 AM

6. LOL @ the drunk drug addict blaming ''jesus'' for his dumbfuckery and all the hatetheists...

...wanking on about this moron as if to stereotype him as representing all christians. Even funnier is when we observe these same wankers being too pussified to call out today's 7th century mentality moslems who are eagerly murdering christians/gays/jews/women/etc all around the world because ''allah'' told them too.........and they say nothing.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #6)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:07 AM

11. Who said this fool represents all Christians?

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #11)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:36 PM

15. ''as if''...can be confusing for some people.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #15)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:38 PM

16. I know what you meant.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #16)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:42 PM

21. So you were just playing dumb, got it...........

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Response to quad489 (Reply #21)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:44 PM

22. Nope.

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Response to quad489 (Reply #6)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 05:36 PM

39. I Should have read the link!

God doesn't talk to us while we are under the influence! I thinkit was the spirit of Crown Royal talking to HIm.

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Response to nolidad (Reply #39)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 05:35 AM

42. You don't know when or why God chooses to speak to someone.

Lmao

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:58 AM

12. Jesus does not have a valid drivers license ... in Tennessee

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Response to rampartb (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:03 PM

25. Kind of gives "God is my co-pilot"

a new meaning.

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Response to Lowrider1984 (Reply #25)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:11 PM

26. "god is my co pilot" is an understandable attitude

i may have said a "hail mary" or 2 when the going got tough.

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Response to rampartb (Reply #26)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 02:14 PM

27. "There are no atheists in the foxhole"

Why take chances, eh?

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Response to Lowrider1984 (Reply #27)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 07:29 PM

46. Pat Tillman may have disagreed

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