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Fri Aug 9, 2019, 09:32 AM

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


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Reply Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? (Original post)
SatansSon666 Aug 9 OP
FreeWheelBurning Aug 9 #1
SatansSon666 Aug 9 #2
FreeWheelBurning Aug 9 #3
SatansSon666 Aug 9 #4
Gunslinger201 Aug 9 #5
rampartb Aug 9 #6
SatansSon666 Aug 9 #7
rampartb Aug 9 #8
Lowrider1984 Aug 11 #9
Squeek Aug 11 #10

Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 09:36 AM

1. If the bible is accurate, they should not have belly buttons

Since they were made in God's image, does God have a belly button?

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Response to FreeWheelBurning (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 09:42 AM

2. But their kids would have had to have them.

They weren't supposed to fuck in the Garden of Eden, they were expected to fuck, but only after they got kicked out for fucking.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 09:44 AM

3. I didn't know that they were not supposed to have sex in Eden

Is that in the bible?

Anyway, not much of a paradise if you cannot have sex.

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Response to FreeWheelBurning (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 09:51 AM

4. yeah, it's weird.

God didn't say they couldn't fuck, but said that they wouldn't fuck and if they did in fact, fuck, they would not have children as long as they remained pure. Then Eve was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magic tree and it all went to fucking shit.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 10:15 AM

5. Nope, no Umbilical

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 12:02 PM

6. "image and likeness"

only if god did

of course, there might be other meanings to "image and likeness" than the superficial one.

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Response to rampartb (Reply #6)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 12:07 PM

7. Pretty convenient that he created us in his image.

and not the other way around.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 12:14 PM

8. the "image and likeness" of god might be a double helix

or maybe something vaguely mammalian.

i usually do a session with kittens to show them that i have eyes, toes, and fur just like they do. many of them get it. some of them still whine for me to turn off the rain. if only i could!

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Sun Aug 11, 2019, 02:13 PM

9. Reminds me of when I got kicked out of church when I was a teen.

I asked the preacher why he referred to God as "he" .
I asked if there was a Mrs. God. He said no, that God was perfect and the only Supreme Being.
I then asked if God had a penis, and if so, why.
That was the only reason I could see to call GOD a "he".
The preacher got VERY upset and told me to get out.
Haven't been back since.

But, then I WAS a smart ass.

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Response to SatansSon666 (Original post)

Sun Aug 11, 2019, 03:26 PM

10. Yes!!!

God gave them belly buttons to hold their spare change because they didn't have pockets.

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