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Tue May 13, 2014, 08:31 PM

Could the Pope be training exorcists to send to Mars?


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Colonizing other planets sounds like more fun than going to confession
0 (0%)
Mars would be a very good place to send a load of exorcists
2 (29%)
Where's Dr Demento when you need him?
1 (14%)
No. And do try to get a grip: the Pope was only joking about Martians
0 (0%)
That could be an actual Fox News headline
2 (29%)
I'd love to do bong hits with this Pope and chat with him about Rastafarianism
1 (14%)
Neil Degrasse Tyson might have an opinion about that
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We could actually have a sandworm as Pope within the next hundred years!
1 (14%)
What in the world are you blithering about now?
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Reply Could the Pope be training exorcists to send to Mars? (Original post)
ByTheWatersOfBabylon May 2014 OP
Heyu May 2014 #1
Curmudgeonish May 2014 #2
Lefty May 2014 #3
Lost247365 May 2014 #4
FORD May 2014 #5
Sigurd May 2014 #6
Sea_Brayer May 2014 #7
goats in boats May 2014 #8
Banned Atheist May 2014 #9
Liberal seminarian May 2014 #10

Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Tue May 13, 2014, 08:32 PM

1. Fox headline for sure.

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Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Tue May 13, 2014, 08:36 PM

3. He should be training them to infiltrate the GOP.

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Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Tue May 13, 2014, 08:50 PM

4. Sending them to Mars would be a very good start. (nt)

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Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Tue May 13, 2014, 09:57 PM

5. Now if you go with the Ray Bradbury theory...

 

The Pope sends some priests up to Mars to teach the natives all about JC, but they can't relate to the message. Until one of the priests has the thought to replace their tradtional crucifix and image with one that resembles the Martian natives themselves, and then finds the natives more accepting of the message.

Pope Francis seems like a guy who might have actually read that story, as opposed to some of his predecessors.

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Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Wed May 14, 2014, 03:58 AM

6. Sandworm for pope! (NT)

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Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Wed May 14, 2014, 07:59 PM

7. oh sure. As long as they're not gay

because gay is ikcy. Tentacles and a taste for human flesh (which I assume describes all martians) is perfectly fine

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Response to Sea_Brayer (Reply #7)

Thu May 15, 2014, 09:39 AM

8. Bigot!

probably.

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Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Thu May 15, 2014, 07:42 PM

9. If so, then I might join just so I can go.

Always wanted to die in outer space. Of course, Mars isn't outer space, so I'd probably have to sabotage the spaceship before we landed.

Just saying. If the dime's on the RCC... I'd go.

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Response to ByTheWatersOfBabylon (Original post)

Fri May 16, 2014, 10:55 PM

10. lol, props for one of the best

headlines on here so far!

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