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Fri Feb 24, 2017, 03:50 PM

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Reply Using Proper English (Original post)
Currentsitguy Feb 2017 OP
Ravenquills Feb 2017 #1
Currentsitguy Feb 2017 #2
DoDaMan Feb 2017 #3
Currentsitguy Feb 2017 #4
Ravenquills Feb 2017 #5
Jardinier Mar 2017 #12
Ravenquills Mar 2017 #13
TexMex Mar 2017 #6
Ravenquills Mar 2017 #9
Squeek Mar 2017 #7
Squeek Mar 2017 #8
Bubba Mar 2017 #10
Ravenquills Mar 2017 #11

Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Fri Feb 24, 2017, 04:06 PM

1. I love you

do i need to say anything more other than... I fucking love you more than other fucking person on earth and i would fucking kill anyone who ever tried to fuck with you or fucking hurt you....without you my life would be fucked

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Response to Ravenquills (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 24, 2017, 04:08 PM

2. That's fucking wonderful

To know my wife has my fucking back.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 24, 2017, 06:23 PM

3. You two fucking love birds need to get a fucking room.

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Response to DoDaMan (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 24, 2017, 06:29 PM

4. We have one

And a kitchen counter, an island, a bar, a sheepskin rug in the living room, a two person corner jacuzzi, a back patio...

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Response to DoDaMan (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 24, 2017, 06:35 PM

5. We Have multiple rooms

as he said below and furthermore i don't think i said anything specific about the actual act

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Response to Ravenquills (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 9, 2017, 04:43 PM

12. Oh wait ... were you born in England?

my memory is proper fucked, lol I am English born and raised.

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Response to Jardinier (Reply #12)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 11:01 AM

13. Sorry for the late reply

Yes i was

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Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Thu Mar 2, 2017, 02:21 PM

6. While fuck is certainly a fuckin' awesome word...

 

I worked with a guy who said fuck more frequently than the narrator in the lesson above. When fuck is abused through overly repetitious use, it becomes fuckin' worthless as fuckin' fuck.

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Response to TexMex (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 2, 2017, 04:00 PM

9. Sounds Like Doctor Bob

Years ago when I was in the construction business we had a guy who worked for us on the crew that we nicknamed Doctor Bob, this was a humorous nickname for reason that will soon be apparent. Two Doctor Fucking Bob stories......

1. His use of the work Fuck which was far too fucking frequent even for fucking construction so much so that when my father introduced him to my mother he said to him, "Bob if you use the fucking word fuck in front of my wife i will fucking fire you. The funniest thing I ever saw was Bob shuffling from foot to foot trying to get the words "Pleased to meet you Mrs Smith" out without saying "fucking pleased to fucking meet you Mrs. fucking Smith"

2. We had a job in North Carolina and we got a call from the front desk of the hotel asking us to tell our crewman to please not hang his underwear from the balcony to dry, and yes you guessed it! It was Fucking Doctor Bob! When my dad went up to ask him about it he said i quote " I thought it would be easier to wash my underwear than pack enough for three days. dad took him to Walmart.

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Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Thu Mar 2, 2017, 02:47 PM

7. Nobody did it better

than George, IMO


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Response to Squeek (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 2, 2017, 02:52 PM

8. PS...

I just love him!!!



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Response to Currentsitguy (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 05:34 AM

10. There Were Two Brothers, Aged Six And Eight.

One day the eight year told his brother, "We need to start pulling our weight around here. We've acted like children our entire lives. It's time we behave like adults and help Mom and Dad when we can."

The six year old scratched his head. "Well ... All right ... But how can we avoid acting like children?? We are children, in case you haven't noticed."

"I been thinkin' about that," said the older brother. "We'll start by swearing all the time, like Daddy does. That'll prove we're mature and able to take on some family responsibilities."

Next morning, they went downstairs to breakfast. Their Mother asked the eight year old, "What do you want for breakfast??"

"Ah shit, just gimme a Gawddam bowl of Cheerios."

The Mother picked him up, whacked him good, and slammed him back down in his chair.

Still steaming, she turned to the six year old, who had been watching with wide eyes. "And what do you want for breakfast??"

"You can bet your fuckin' ass it ain't Cheerios!"

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Response to Bubba (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 10:36 AM

11. LOL

thanks!

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