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Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:11 PM

Dumbest limerick of all time

From our friends at our sister site.

Read it carefully.

There once was a loser named Trump
Who liked to spew junk from the stump.
With a mic in his hand
And his head in the sand
While Putin tells him high he should jump.

Nobody's caught it yet at DU.

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Reply Dumbest limerick of all time (Original post)
def_con5 Apr 20 OP
Gamle-ged Apr 20 #1
GordieG Apr 20 #2
It Guy Apr 20 #3
Squeek Apr 20 #4
frankt8242 Apr 21 #5
Gunslinger201 Apr 21 #6
def_con5 Apr 21 #7

Response to def_con5 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:22 PM

1. Perhaps it will react on DU-ers like "The killer joke!"...

(It's a Month Python skit, would-be alerter!)

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Response to def_con5 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 08:45 PM

2. There just aren't enough limerick critics in this world.

 

With more critics, I have no doubt that limericks would not be the lowest form of humor and might actually qualify as poetry.

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Response to def_con5 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 08:58 PM

3. Well, there you have it, don't expect dims to catch the finer point of anything.

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Response to def_con5 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 09:41 PM

4. There was a young Statesman named Smutz

Whose shit was all stuck in his guts.
He farted a blast,
Left his hearers aghast,
Yet nothing emerged but some nuts.


*I used to have a huge book full of limericks....out of the thousands in it, that's the only one I remember

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Response to def_con5 (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 10:26 AM

5. "how"...

missing...?? Is THAT all you've got...???

Here's mine from @ 3 weeks ago..:
https://www.discussionist.com/10151268736..

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Response to def_con5 (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:35 AM

6. There was an old Hermit named Dave

Guess I can't do that one


I give it points, took a little thought


There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

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Response to Gunslinger201 (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:42 AM

7. Thread winner

Bravo.

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