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Sat Mar 9, 2019, 08:25 PM

Bar fight question...

If your going to hit someone with a pool cue....is it preferred to hold the thin end and hit them
In the head with the thick end (likely breaking it) or hold the thick end and hit them many times?

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Reply Bar fight question... (Original post)
drunk_teddy Mar 2019 OP
foia Mar 2019 #1
CornFed Mar 2019 #2
drunk_teddy Mar 2019 #3
CornFed Mar 2019 #4
wonderwarthog Mar 2019 #5
drunk_teddy Mar 2019 #6
TexMexNext Mar 2019 #7
adozenpirates Mar 2019 #8
drunk_teddy Mar 2019 #9
Daves Not Here Man Mar 2019 #10
Grumpy Pickle Mar 2019 #16
MumblyPeg Mar 2019 #11
oldenuff35 Mar 2019 #12
wonderwarthog Mar 2019 #14
drunk_teddy Mar 2019 #13
wonderwarthog Mar 2019 #15
oflguy Mar 2019 #17

Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 08:33 PM

1. Hit them in the head with the thick end

but don't fully follow through and let the stick's momentum crack them in the skull. That way it won't break and you can continue whomping on them.

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 08:34 PM

2. You'll get far more velocity by swinging from the fat end. Yes, it will likely break, but your

follow-up swings with the remaining portion still in your hands will now carry even more force.

I recommend no more than four or five swings before heading for the door....quickly

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Response to CornFed (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 08:39 PM

3. I'm by the rack, so a multiple stick flury

Is in the cards.. I'm lining them up like they did guns at the Alamo..

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Response to drunk_teddy (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 08:51 PM

4. Chalk is NOT your friend in that case

We hope someone is recording

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 08:51 PM

5. I prefer using it as a garrote


grab the base of the thick end, bring the stick across the front of the neck resting the slimmer end in the crook of the elbow, palm of the hand against the back of the skull, apply pressure proportionate to resistance. You can whisper sweet nothings in their ear while doing this.

It looks like this but with a stick added...




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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 09:00 PM

6. I'm already down like $2 in quarters to this chick

And she starting to talk sh$t... Additionally she keeps playing Michael Bulble' and Sheryl Crow on the juke box so obviously she has it coming...Wish me luck...

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 09:06 PM

7. Skip the pool stick

Cue balls are the ticket, hit like a hammer. Throw a couple if you have some distance, otherwise smack 'em about the head with a fistful of 8-ball. Glass ashtrays and beer mugs are fine alternatives

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Response to TexMexNext (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 09:12 PM

8. Joe Louis said the hardest punch ever felt...

...was from a guy holding a billiard ball in his hand.

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Response to TexMexNext (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 09:25 PM

9. Nice...If I started throwing pool balls

would I also forfeit the game???? What If I only pummled her with just her own balls (stripes) without moving my own??? I need to take her out (she just played Wonderland by John Mayer) but I hate to go down another 50 cents...

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Response to drunk_teddy (Reply #9)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 10:00 PM

10. call her fat right as you leave.

works every time.

you must leave immediately, though.

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Response to Daves Not Here Man (Reply #10)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 11:30 PM

16. LOL

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 10:01 PM

11. hit them with the fat end, but don't squeeze it with your hand, let the weight do all of

the damage and hang opn to ti just enough so it doesn't fly away. you have a good shot of not breaking it that way and will get another swing with it

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 10:32 PM

12. Hold it in the middle and keep swinging. The throat should be your second target

then the solar plexus, and then the groin. if they roll over on you take the kidney shots, both sides.

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Response to oldenuff35 (Reply #12)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 10:59 PM

14. Well said!



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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 10:57 PM

13. Thx for all the help..its over...

Fortunately I caught her walking down the long hallway going to the bathroom when I was walking out after a piss. She was like "I bet your a better at pool when you are less drunk"... I sucker punched her and after that it was touch and go but my friends said I won... I ran out the back door..
Thx for the assistance

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Response to drunk_teddy (Reply #13)

Sat Mar 9, 2019, 11:03 PM

15. Look in the mirror in the morning


If you have a broken nose, two black eyes, missing teeth and fat lips, your friends are lying.


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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Sun Mar 10, 2019, 02:10 AM

17. I've always used chairs

Maybe because the bars I was in didn't have pool tables.

A good chair is much more effective in my opinion.

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