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Thu Aug 22, 2019, 01:55 AM

So I saved some lady's life tonight - long story

I feel pretty good. So I’m at “the bar” playing pool with this huge biker guy. Hard core “Iron Horseman” jacket, Roker boots but on the flip side he is wearing cargo shorts and white diabetic socks pulled up over his knees…Anyway that can be a story for another day...

I beat the dude (goes by biker name sucker P) first game than he is going on a crazy run and beats me twice and has a killer break in the 4th game.

We are playing for $1 a game so I’m getting a little desperate. When his “old lady” goes to the bathroom, I decide its time to get in his head. I’m like, dude, I don’t want to cause any problems – but when you were in the bathroom your “old lady” did a shot with some long haired fat biker dude and appeared to call each other to exchange numbers. He was asking which dude and I was like he took off on his hog. He was like did he look like blaa blaa blaa and I was like – YEAH thats him!!! Well his old lady comes out of the bathroom and he runs down the long hall at her and all I hear is a bunch of yelling and it sounds like he is slapping her around. I’m like, this is not good. I do the right thing (after moving a few of my balls closer to the holes and put 2 of his behind the 8 ball) and run down the hall. I confront the guy and I’m like, dude – what the hell are you doing???? She is all like I didn’t do anything bla bla.. I step in and he is like, what going on here is none of your business. I said, I’m making it my business cause I just scratched and its ball in hand…He leaves her alone and she crawls up on a stool near the bathroom still yelling at him.I'm sure I saved her life!!! . props to me...

Fortunately, she continued yelling at him and my plan must have got in his head because he keeps missing and I win the $1…He recovers and knocks in a few balls the next game, and his old lady and him are still going back and forth yelling while she is sitting outside the bathroom. I need to get back in his head and I’m like dude, I was just up at the bar getting another natty light and the bartender is getting tired of your old lady bitching and just called the cops… Sucker P sprints up to the bar and starts talking to the bartender… Not sure what he says, but sucker p earns his name with a big round house and the bartender drops behind the bar. He walks slowly out of the bar and I hear his bike start up loud as hell and he zooms out.

I go back to his “old lady” and I was like your safe now, the dude beating you just left. I’m thinking she is going to thank me. She starts going off on me saying that was her ride, she lives 40 miles away bla bla…. I thought she would be grateful????? I reached down and grabbed the leg of the stool she and was sitting on and pulled up …her leather face, grey braid, biker chick ass hit the floor hard as hell. I slowly headed for the door. Grabbed my $2 off the pool table for the unfinished game, threw a buck in the bartenders tip jar to help pay for his wired jaw and walked out to my car. I passed the life squad walking in for the bartender…

Yeah I feel pretty good about helping her out…

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Reply So I saved some lady's life tonight - long story (Original post)
drunk_teddy Aug 22 OP
DDKick Aug 22 #1
Bob the Bilderberger Aug 22 #2
Lowrider1984 Aug 22 #3
CokeMachine1 Aug 22 #4
quad489 Aug 23 #5

Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Thu Aug 22, 2019, 06:33 AM

1. Here I thought you were going to say

You called her and Uber instead of driving her home over a bridge?

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Thu Aug 22, 2019, 07:53 AM

2. When you started the story describing what they were wearing

I figured this was in a gay bar.

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Thu Aug 22, 2019, 12:45 PM

3. Cool story, Bro!

Which one was the Trump supporter?

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Response to drunk_teddy (Original post)

Thu Aug 22, 2019, 02:11 PM

4. You should really get a DUmp account

 

Your stories are much better and more believable than theirs.

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Response to CokeMachine1 (Reply #4)

Fri Aug 23, 2019, 12:46 PM

5. The biker's old lady alerted on your kind suggestion as a personal attack...........

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