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Daves Not Here Man

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Hometown: NY
Home country: United States
Current location: NY
Member since: Tue May 13, 2014, 05:33 PM
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Thugs Steal Food. No Shame.


The one on the left looks exactly like my boy Cash. The one on the right could be my other one, Tré. Only mine is blacker around the face.
Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Tue Jun 30, 2015, 07:12 PM (7 replies)

Found This Lil Zombie Flick Gem On Amazon


I enjoyed it. Not your typical zombie movie. That is to say, it doesn't have bad acting, plot, characters. A lot of the stuff out is pure bullshit. I like stuff like the Dawn of the Dead (remake). Quarantine. 28 Days Later. And if course, TWD. Not all strict zombie movies, but great plots, scary zombies, solid acting & great makeup/FX.

This movie takes a low key approach and works as a kind of independent movie with great success. Also features a fairly good soundtrack that really helps fill out the movie. Give it a try, folks. It's free with Prime.
Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Tue Jun 30, 2015, 01:01 PM (4 replies)

Oregon men hospitalized, recovering after rare beaver attack

By Courtney Sherwood

PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) - Two Oregon hikers who were assaulted by a beaver after they climbed onto its dam have been hospitalized for injuries incurred during the rare attack, law enforcement officials said on Friday.

Clayton Mitchell, 23, told the Deschutes County Sheriff's Office that he and a friend had been hiking along a river near his central Oregon home on Thursday when they climbed onto a beaver dam.

A resident beaver emerged from the dam, knocking Mitchell into the Deschutes River and trapping his friend, 31-year-old John Bailey, in a tangle of submerged logs, according to the sheriff's department incident report.

After Miller contacted the sheriff’s department for help, deputies called upon search and rescue volunteers to locate Bailey. Searchers heard the trapped man call for help, but he freed himself and climbed out of the river just as deputies discovered his location, the report said of the incident, which is virtually unprecedented in central Oregon.

Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Tue Jun 30, 2015, 09:49 AM (9 replies)

Pittsburgh Man Charged With Robbing Bank With a Sex Toy

story that's getting a lot of buzz.

A bomb squad blew up a briefcase and other suspicious items in a Pittsburgh man's car Monday after he robbed a bank, police said.

With a sex toy. Specifically, a vibrator.

Aaron Stein, 35, faces a preliminary hearing June 25 in Allegheny County Magisterial District Court on nine felony counts including aggravated assault, robbery, threatening to use a weapon of mass destruction and the unusual charge of possessing a facsimile weapon of mass destruction, according to court documents.

Stein was arrested after a PNC Bank in the Pittsburgh suburb of Crafton was robbed of an undisclosed amount of money Monday. Crafton Police Chief Mark Sumpter told NBC station WPXI of Pittsburgh that Stein "stated he had a bomb, showed the teller wires hanging out from his shirt and demanded cash."

Officers found money in a garbage bag, and beneath the front passenger seat, they found the device Stein is accused of having used in the bank robbery — "a makeshift box he made out of a box, black tape, vibrator and cellphone," Sumpter said.

Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Tue Jun 30, 2015, 09:45 AM (5 replies)

Activists Are Planning to Burn American Flags in Brooklyn on Wednesday

Disarm NYPD, a political action group with the expressed aim of taking firearms away from the NYPD using "direct action, organizing, education, and other tactics" has announced on Facebook that it will be staging American flag burnings in Brooklyn's Fort Greene Park on Wednesday at 7:30 PM. The event has been unambiguously named "Burn the American Flags," in case the plan wasn't clear.

The event sprouted from a Confederate flag burning that was supposed to take place last weekend, but was delayed due to shitty weather. When they regrouped and announced a new date, Disarm NYPD had replaced the Confederate flag with the American.

In the wake of the Charleston tragedy, similar groups have staged Confederate flag burnings, like the one last weekend in Chicago's Lincoln Park, but Disarm NYPD argues that the American flag should be treated no differently. According to their Facebook post, "However, the Confederacy lost the war the American flag has unceasingly, from the first day it was ever hung, represented the exact same thing."


political action group with the expressed aim of taking firearms away from the NYPD using "direct action, organizing, education, and other tactics"

A bold position! I dunno about that.
Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Tue Jun 30, 2015, 09:25 AM (9 replies)

‘A Confederate Flag Turned Me Gay’ Is an Actual E-Book That Someone Self-Published

Move over, T-Rex—here comes Confederate flag erotica. Occupying a previously untapped intersection between racist symbols, marriage equality, and right-wing conspiracy is A Confederate Flag Turned Me Gay, a new 20-page e-book.

It all starts with a warm memory of the unnamed narrator sticking his penis into a glory hole adorned by the Stars and Bars in the bathroom of his local gym. Flash-forward to present time and our protagonist is the webmaster of Sexy Rebel Hoes, a site that has the tagline: "Babes So Hot They'll Make the South Rise Again." Though his online fame means he's something of a ladies' man—our narrator tells us about countless women "riding on big throbbing c*** and screaming the name of Robert E. Lee while saluting the good old Stars and Bars," none of them have given him the kind of orgasm he found back at the Confederate Glory Hole. That is, until he's paid a visit by a mysterious (and well-hung) Leo Dick.

Here's a steamy sample:
the next ten minutes, I pummeled him like a jackhammer while he shouted the name of General Robert E. Lee. As much as I knew it must've made the great leader spit in his grave, it made me hornier than ever before.

Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Mon Jun 29, 2015, 06:30 PM (4 replies)

Would You Rather..

Watched this movie on Netflix last night. Pretty decent. I wouldn't call it a horror movie. More like a thriller/suspense. Neat premise. It's got a 55% RT score. Less with the audience. I actually wish they could have stretched it out more.

Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Sat Jun 27, 2015, 02:17 PM (4 replies)

Screech from 'Saved By the Bell' Is Heading to Prison for Stabbing a Guy on Christmas

Dustin Diamond, the actor who played the Jughead-esque character Screech on Saved by the Bell, was sentenced to four months in prison after a barroom fight in Wisconsin on Christmas Day ended with Diamond drawing a knife and stabbing another man during the brawl, NBC News reported.

Witnesses from the bar said that the fight started when Diamond's girlfriend, Amanda Schutz, shoved one woman and grabbed another's wrist. Diamond, who was carrying a roughly four-inch switchblade, allegedly took it out to ward people off, and then "accidentally stabbed a man," according to his testimony.

The actor was convicted earlier this month for two misdemeanor counts related to the bar fight. Diamond first told police he stabbed someone with a pen, then later admitted he had a knife but didn't stab anyone, and finally admitted he had used it in the fight.

After the Wisconsin judge sentenced Bayside High's favorite nerd to four months in prison, he left the courtroom quiet and teary-eyed. He is scheduled to start his sentence on Sunday.


When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning
And I don't think I ever make it on time
By the time I grab my books
And I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell*
If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Riding low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be alright
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell*

It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the

It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell*

*except this time
Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Thu Jun 25, 2015, 05:58 PM (5 replies)

Will More Cameras, New Rules for Guards, and Federal Oversight Fix Rikers Island?

Last August, the Department of Justice released a 79-page report that parsed through the brutality at New York City's Rikers Island, the second-largest jail in America.

After a two-and-a-half-year investigation, US Attorney Preet Bharara's office found that a "deep-seated culture of violence" prevailed on the detention complex, which sits north of Queens. Correction officers were routinely beating inmates, including those who were mentally ill. Use of force complaints had gone widely underreported, and gang violence was out of control. Needless to say, the jail was a civil rights mess, and the report itself came after a class-action lawsuit, Nunez v. City of New York, was filed by the Legal Aid Society and other lawyers in 2012 alleging glaring excesses by guards. (The feds joined the suit in December.)

Since then, Mayor Bill de Blasio, along with his Correction Commissioner Joseph Ponte, has tried to stop the bleeding. He ended solitary confinement for 16- and 17-year-olds, created a new unit for the jail's most violent inmates—which members of the press recently had the chance to tour—and instituted more mental health programs. Still, violence at the jail has continued to make headlines. And the suicide of Kalief Browder—a teenager who was notoriously held at Rikers for three years without trial—has been a black eye for America's largest city.

At a press conference earlier this month, Bharara argued that the mayor's efforts simply were not enough. "Every day that goes by where we don't have enforceable and enduring reform at Rikers Island is one day too many," he said.

That day may have finally arrived.

Continued at link:
Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Wed Jun 24, 2015, 06:19 PM (1 replies)

A Former Baltimore Cop Just Tweeted All the Horrible Shit He Saw on the Job

In the midst of social and political upheaval in Baltimore, retired police officer and US Marine Corps veteran Michael A. Wood Jr. turned to Twitter on Wednesday to share stories of all the awful shit he claims to have witnessed as a local cop. Apparently, Wood decided to tell his story after he "virtually begged local media to give a voice." Wood previously spoke out about his time in the force during a radio interview. A spokesperson for the Baltimore Police Department confirmed to the Huffington Post that Wood was a former officer who retired last year.

A detective slapping a completely innocent female in the face for bumping into him, coming out of a corner chicken store.

Punting a handcuffed, face down, suspect in the face, after a foot chase. My handcuffs, not my boot or suspect

Pissing and shitting inside suspects homes during raids, on their beds and clothes.

More at link:
Posted by Daves Not Here Man | Wed Jun 24, 2015, 05:56 PM (14 replies)
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