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Doent Bibi know about the concept of..

Mutually Assured Destruction..??

alerting inanities

To the honchos here:
Why don't we try running the full month of March with the alerting nonsense feature turned off..??
If one takes umbrage at a posting, one should either reply directly to the poster, or perhaps decide to ignore that poster.
I grew out of MY "tattletale age" in grammar school, and have very little regards for anyone who hasn't..!!
Lets try it for a month, and see what happens..??

I'm not justifying the war...In fact, being present at the alleged event that..

Got it going full steam ahead, The "Tonkin Gulf Incident", and being sworn to secrecy about what I saw and heard that day for many years, I was an active member in VVAW for many years after returning..
BUT...To the families of my shipmates, and those other 58,000 guys, It certainly wasn't insignificant..!!
They may have died supporting a bad cause, but they are still dead, and still deserve our respect...
BTW..I actually had a tape recording of the "PRI-CI" radio chatter that night, that was confiscated from me in the middle of the night of the incident, by a squadron of very serious Admirals contingent marines!!
I wish I still had it, I'd be a lot better off financially today, if I did!!!

What the Islamic world needs is a reincarnation of Mustapha Kemal..

Read about him here:

Sadly, the "sheeple" there are so totally under the thumbs of the right wing mullahs, that a fellow like him wound't survive very long..

So...What's in a name...???...

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and
said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience
on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I
will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you
will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be
able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and
he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.

The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads
the letter enclosed...

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become
an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name.
Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You
told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis
van Lesbian.

After I left your office, I thought about what you said and decided
you were right. I had to change my name.

I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so

the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice..


Dick van Dyke

Watch out for Amazon..!!!

On Dec 14, wifey ordered some trinkets for the grand kids, as xmas gifts..
She opted for the "free" expedited 2 day shipping, since the kids are in Maine..
Today, 7 weeks later, I found a charge for $101. on my bank statement (that I check daily), and discovered that she "bought" a years membership in "Amazon Prime" in the process of selecting the "free"2 day shipping deal .!!!!l
In their favor, I'll admit that the cancellation process was quite easy, but how many other folks inadvertently "bought" that package, and are not even yet aware that they had..??
Does a company as successful as Amazon REALLY need to scam people like that...??

A blind guy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent, In a very deep husky
voice, the women next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir, I think it's
only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm blonde, 6 ft tall, 175 lbs, with a black belt in Karate
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about is seriously, Mister, Do you still want to tell that

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,






"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"

Is referring to the POTUS by ....

Calling him by his middle and last name only, racist, or anti islam..??
Or just plain ignorance...??

An 80 yr old guy goes for a phsyical....

All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Bill is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! th e light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."

An old joke I found...


Cowboy: "That your dog?"

Indian: "Yep."

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie!"
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