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Friday's come and gone - no Trump campaign collusion indictments

Many lefties were predicting/hoping that Mueller would drop a bomb on Trump right after the midterms.

Didn't happen.

(Never will.)

I don't think Ginsburg broke ribs

The left cloned her several years ago and she was in the hospital getting new vital organs swapped in so that she can stay on SCOTUS forever.

Discuss . . .

How is it that

the cheater in charge of elections keeps getting re-elected?

I'm having trouble figuring out how that could happen.

DEA sniffer dog joke

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Lab in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane ?

The second man explains that he is a DEA officer and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smithy and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: Watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'.

Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says: 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'

'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making note of his seat number for the police.'

'I like it!' says his seat mate.

The agent then tells Smithy to 'search' again.

Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and proceeds to shit all over the place.

The first man is really amazed by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this, so he asks the agent 'What's going on?'

The agent nervously replies,

'He just found a bomb!'

Ginsberg falls in office, breaks three left ribs

That's what I heard on the radio but here's a link to confirm


https://www.newschannel5.com/news/national/supreme-court-justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-85-hospitalized-after-fracturing-ribs-in-fall-at-court

Should reporters exercise some decorum during press conferences?

Should they STFU after they've already asked a question or two so that other reporters have a chance to ask questions?

Should they hoard the microphone like they own it?

Should they spout fake news?

New AG should go after DNC, Clinton and swamp FBIers for FIFA abuse & conspiracy

"White Nationalism is a racist term."

BOOM!

I LOVE the way he calls out the media.

Hey, Lefty, will this be the Friday when Mueller drops the bomb on the Trump admin

and frog marches them all out of The White House for colluding with the Ruskies?

Maybe The FBI will kick down the front door of The White House with a no-knock warrant.

Florida endorses racist voting!

Felons can now vote. Prisons are the most racist places in America.
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