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Duke Lacrosse

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Member since: Mon May 19, 2014, 11:03 AM
Number of posts: 12,974

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Advocate for all people who are falsely accused of crimes.

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Maybe the mayor should write a strongly-worded letter or something.
Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Sun May 31, 2020, 12:20 AM (2 replies)


I just heard it on MSNBC.
Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Sun May 31, 2020, 12:05 AM (13 replies)

This feed from Minneapolis looks too much like a scene from Dawn of the Dead.

They're even heading toward a major shopping mall - Rosedale.

Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Thu May 28, 2020, 02:58 PM (2 replies)

To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim

"The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don't work at all if you can help it. You can look it up. It's in the Proverbs somewhere.

That's why we're announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire.

We at The Babylon Bee realized we were spending all this time trying to satirize Joe Biden when, frankly, he just can't be satirized. He's doing all the hard work for us with statements like "You ain't black!" and, of gun violence, that "150 million people have been killed since 2007."

Every day is a real grind when we arrive at the sprawling Babylon Bee headquarters, settle in on our throne of Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and boot up the ol' PC to check what Biden said over the past 24 hours. We're tired of trying to out-parody things like "I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to reach in the pool and rub my leg down and watch the hair come back up again" and "Corn Pop was a bad dude."
Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Tue May 26, 2020, 11:23 PM (0 replies)

Michigan's Governor Whitmer Orders Citizens To Barbecue Indoors

Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Mon May 25, 2020, 09:13 PM (13 replies)

And we have yet another shooting incident with DUers stereotyping the shooter as a white redneck

No arrests have been made yet. The story has no information about any suspects. Any bets on how long it will take for this one to fall apart?

Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Mon May 11, 2020, 10:27 AM (4 replies)

DUers calling for the National Guard to be called to enforce order..., the 50th anniversary of the Kent State Massacre. In a thread about the fatal shooting of an African-American security guard in Flint, Michigan. Where numerous posters assume that the shooter must be a white Trump supporter. A thread that, if history teaches us anything, will drop like a rock the moment a photo of an African-American suspect appears in the media.

George Santayana was a very astute man.

Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Mon May 4, 2020, 11:04 AM (22 replies)

In honor of our "Groundhog Day" existence, I present Sonny and Cher.

Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Thu Apr 16, 2020, 11:34 AM (1 replies)

Cuba promotes homeopathic substance as preventative for coronavirus

Does it get any dumber than this? I feel sorry for the few voices of reason on this thread:
Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Wed Apr 8, 2020, 12:01 PM (1 replies)

California once had mobile hospitals and a ventilator stockpile. But it dismantled them.

They were ready to roll whenever disaster struck California: three 200-bed mobile hospitals that could be deployed to the scene of a crisis on flatbed trucks and provide advanced medical care to the injured and sick within 72 hours.

Each hospital would be the size of a football field, with a surgery ward, intensive care unit and X-ray equipment. Medical response teams would also have access to a massive stockpile of emergency supplies: 50 million N95 respirators, 2,400 portable ventilators and kits to set up 21,000 additional patient beds wherever they were needed.

In 2006, citing the threat of avian flu, then-Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger announced the state would invest hundreds of millions of dollars in a powerful set of medical weapons to deploy in the case of large-scale emergencies and natural disasters such as earthquakes, fires and pandemics.

“In light of the pandemic flu risk, it is absolutely a critical investment,” he told a news conference. “I’m not willing to gamble with the people’s safety.”...

Read on to find out what happened. It may surprise you.
Posted by Duke Lacrosse | Sat Mar 28, 2020, 01:04 PM (3 replies)
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