Clever article. What's amusing is that some conservative sites are attributing this to Alan Colmes, as they got it third hand though some conservative blogs from Colmes' site.

Now Eve is a fascinating creature for many reasons. The Bible tells us she is the first example of human cloning, which I touched on in this post. But the fun doesn’t stop there. If we take the Genesis account in it’s literal meaning, as conservative Christians demand that we do, she is also the first case of a transgender woman. God reached into Adam, pulled out a bit of rib bone, and grew Eve from that XY DNA into Adam’s companion. She was created genetically male, and yet trans-formed into woman.

Then along comes Jesus and the whole pattern is both repeated and reversed. The first couple’s refusal to cooperate is turned around by Mary’s yes, and the second act of cloning occurs. The Holy Spirit comes upon the second Eve, and the child takes flesh from her and is born. Born of her flesh. Born with XX chromosome pairing. Born genetically female, and yet trans-formed into man.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/suzanne-dewitt-hall/jesus-the-first-transgend_b_10006134.html


It's amazing how many ways the Whacky-Whackies can say, "God's gonna getchya!"

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?73700-Alan-Colmes-Jesus-Was-The-First-Transgender-Man

Et tu, Joe?

Good list and very well produced. Only issues are that #10 seems politically motivated given the rest and #1 wanders off into myth while the rest have some basis in history.

For those EEO folks out there...

A non-denominational greeting on this beautiful London day!

What better way to celebrate the May Day holiday than in Cannes and Monaco, where one can be amused first hand at the oppression of the international proletariat by the blood-sucking capitalists? Weather was great except for a shower mid-day on Sunday. Stayed at a 5star on the Croisette with a hot blonde Slovak. They're fitting out the Palais des Festivals for the film festival. Went to Grasse on Saturday to buy her some perfume. Spent Sunday in Monte Carlo where they're getting ready for the Grand Prix.

Yes, we should have more labour holidays in the calendar!

God, Thunderf00t is great!

If the Gunners couldn't win it, I'm glad the Foxes did. The Leicester wage bill is 10% of Chelsea's!

Leicester City's Premier League win 'made mugs of all of us' - Scudamore

Leicester's unprecedented title triumph "made mugs of all of us", according to Premier League chief Richard Scudamore.

The 5,000-1 outsiders beat bigger rivals Tottenham, Arsenal, Manchester City, Manchester United and Chelsea to land their first top-flight title.

"It's probably the biggest sporting story ever and the biggest sporting achievement ever," Scudamore said.

"Nobody saw it coming and even when it was halfway through the season nobody said it could be sustained."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36192037

Monday is Commie Day in Europe so I took Friday off to spend a lovely long weekend with a lovely tall lady in the south of France. Nevertheless...