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Irreverence is the finest quality a human being can have

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No he did not kill me and bury me in the backyard.....Yet

Currentsitguy tells me that since i am almost never on anymore a few of you have asked if he killed me. The good news is not yet.... the clients may kill me before he does LOL

Best cleaner for glass globes?

So i am sick and tired of having shingles and not doing anything. Tonight the hubby and i are taking down the hand blown glass globes on our really cool industrial lights and i want to clean them. (HEY CURRENTSITGUY, HUBBY REFERS TO YOU! LOL) They are in the kitchen. Does anyone have any ideas about the best cleaning method to use since i am sure they have grease on them.


I understand that during my illness several people on the board...

have told my husband that they have me in their prayers and one person who shall remain unnamed asked him privately if as an atheist i would be offended by this.

I want to THANK everyone who did pray for me, even though i am not religions and an avowed virtually militant atheist I am touched by people who would pray for me to get well. I believe all positive energy is beneficial to both those who are engaged in prayer and the people that they are praying for. Just simply knowing that other people care about what happens to you is a great help in the healing process.

To those militant atheists who will try to turn this simple thank you into an argument about whether i am a real atheists or whether the people praying for my recovery actually gave a shit about what happens to me at this point i have two words for you Piss Off!.

Shingles, Neuralgic Pain - Ask me anything

Day ten of the Shingles outbreak. I do not know that i would wish this on my worst enemy. It started as a series of bumps around my right ear and neck, at first i thought it was a reaction to getting 100% deet on myself while doing yard work. NO SUCH LUCK!

By day 3 i realized this rash was something more. My husband whom many of you know on this board looked at it and asked me to describe the pain and then announced you have shingles. He got me lidocaine ointment and spray. I put it on the rash it laughed and said really sister you think this will touch this pain? I said No and called our doctor. he prescribed an antiviral basically Zovirax, which is the generic form of acyclovir . This medication has the funniest warning label i have ever seen, each pill is about an 3/4 to an inch long and it said "take this medication with plenty of water" Wow thanks captains of the obvious!, My husband being a truly sensitive man offered to use a blow pipe like they do with horses i politely declined and reminded him that i know how to use our guns.

So the Zovirax began to work in terms of preventing the shingles from spreading any further than around my ear, down my neck and a tiny outbreak on my forehead and this is good because it looked as though without it, the shingle may have spread to my eye. If this ever happens to you my doctor told me that if you have a sharp pain down your nose go to the eye doctor or emergency room immediately because that is a sign it has spread to your eye and you can go blind due to damage to your optic nerve. Glad not be writing about that, even though i might look stylish with an eye patch i don't want to wear one for real!

Now to the real issue and pardon my bad language "this motherfucking pain is the WORST pain i have ever experienced. What the FUCK! My husband will attest to the fact that once while paneling a room in 3/4 inch hardwood i accidentally nailed my hand to the wall with a nail gun, i pulled it out and gave him the next measurement for out next piece. So frankly i think that makes me qualified to say this pain is excruciating. I am told this nerve pain gee really i would have never guessed. Sometimes it feels as though someone is driving a hot railroad spike though my shoulder. The pain radiates. It is almost loving in the way it spreads down my arm and into my fingers.

The pain management protocol for shingles is as follows according to my doctor and what i have read.
100 MG's Gabipentin 3 times per day - that was laughable
200 MG's Gabipentin 3 times per day - i started this today, if it does not work then i am to up the dosage to
300 MG's Gabipentin 3 times per day....That will be on Thursday
then we move to Oxycodone and then if that does not work to Morphine... At this point a "Horse With no Name" is sounding okay by me....

So for what it is worth if you have had the chicken pox and not had shingles i would recommend getting the vaccination even though it is not super effective if it prevents this go get it. If you get Shingles i recommend getting the antivirals ASAP at least then it wont spread and if you get the neuralgic pain I recommend not killing anyone, maintaining a sense of humor and until you get to the narcotic stage mixing your drugs with alcohol...Frankly you probably should not do the last thing but it seems to be helping a bit this evening...Finally hide the guns and sharp objects from yourself so you are not tempted to use them on yourself or others....

Any questions? feel free to ask, may take me awhile to answer...

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Americans are paying more attention to politics and finding it.....

I read the article below several days ago and thought to myself "Oh my! I live in a country where people have just now noticed that listening to politicians is stressful and that for the most part it is not a pleasing activity" ....

I am shocked that other people needed the LA times to tell them that paying attention to politicians and politics causes them stress these days it mostly makes me want to vomit! I have been having fantasies of an amendment outlawing anyone with a degree in political science and or communications from running for any political office.

On the other hand running for congress and getting in is the ultimate lazy persons job . The American people pay you a salary you serve a certain amount of terms and get a fully funded retirement with medical benefits the rest of us would kill for and you show up for meetings and get no work done. And i can outsource all my stress to millions of other people! WTF...I am an IDIOT i should have run years ago, except, except, I have a conscience SHIT!

Today's winner is....

You better believe i am going to follow up on this toot sweet wanna get me some funds and shit

I am very sorry I have to reach you through this medium. I am a member of the European Debt Recovery Unit and I am aware of your sad ordeal about your unpaid fund.

It may interest you to know that not long after the Debt Management Office (DMO) completed the merger and acquisition process of all pending payments occasion through the petition raised by the international community about their unpaid funds. I discovered that their boss connived with some top officials to divert funds approve to settle unpaid inheritances, email lottery winners, Internet scam victims, unclaimed consignments(concealed funds) and International Contractors.

The DMO has already given approval for the payment of your fund but they deliberately withheld your payment file and continue to demand fees from you through their associates from different unassigned affiliates mostly from Africa, US and the Netherlands all in an attempt to frustrate you and enrich themselves. I wonder why you haven’t notice all this while.

You may choose to disbelieve this email as inconceivable but my doctrine does not permit such act, reason I have to open up to you to seek the right channel. Your fund was authorized to be paid to you through the DMO asset management firm with a Claim Code Numbers, which was supposed to have been issued to you before now.

Upon your response to my message, I shall guide you through and provide you with details to contact the assigned affiliate who will facilitate the release of your fund.

Thanks and have a wonderful day.

Yours Faithfully,
Admin Emissary.
European Debt Recovery Agent, UK Ref.243. 9-05-17

Now that i think it about maybe i should hire an Nigerian lawyer, maybe Dave can refer me to a Nigerian attorney via

A paen (pain) to really bad music

Please feel free to post your own nominations

and finally i am not sure if this is really terrible or really amazing but check it out.

Pardon me sir.....

Canadian airline overbooks flight and removes ten year old child from plane.

I read a brief story this morning regarding a a Canadian Airline overbooking a flight and removing a ten year old child from the plan so that passengers with frequent flyer miles could be accommodated. Supposedly when the parents asked if one of them could volunteer and then have their child fly with the other parent they were told no because they would then use their seat to accommodate another frequent flyer customer and the child still wouldn't be able to get on the flight.

I do not know Canadian law but my question is: Is this legal in Canada? what if the parents had stayed on the plane would they be in legal trouble? Did the airline deliberately pick this youngster because they knew that no self respecting parent would leave their ten year old in an airport unaccompanied?

full story here
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