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Steelydamned

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Gender: Male
Hometown: Steinhatchee, Fla.
Home country: USA
Current location: Houma, La.
Member since: Tue Jan 20, 2015, 02:28 PM
Number of posts: 1,126

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Breaking! Biden Is In!

The Waitress is Practising Politics.....



As the Businessmen slowly get stoned,
and they're sharing a drink they call loneliness,
cause it's better than drinking alone!

Rudyard Kipling's The Gods of the Copybook Headings

Not exactly politics but, what the hell; the wisdom is timeless....


AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Some good news for a change: High School Seniors Wake Up at 4am So They Can Shovel Neighbors....

...Driveway before her Dialysis.

Rather than sleeping in on a snow day, a group of high school students got together at 4:30AM so they could make sure that an elderly woman could get to her dialysis appointment.

Brian and Patrick Lanigan are both students at Parsippany High School in New Jersey. They also live next to an older woman who relies on ambulance transportation to bring her to her dialysis treatments.

Brian, who works as an EMT, had shoveled his neighbor’s driveway last week in order to make way for the ambulance – but then the weather forecast called for eight more inches of snow.

The night before the snowstorm, the brothers knew that they had to help their neighbor, but since Brian had work early in the morning, they knew they wouldn’t be able to clear the driveway before the ambulance arrived at 6AM.....

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/high-schoolers-wake-up-at-4am-to-shovel-neighbors-driveway/

Democrats unveil 'Save The Internet Act' to restore net neutrality laws

Translated as: Unfettered cyber media has disturbed the monopoly which the bottleneck traditional press provided us! We must restrain it!

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/democrats-unveil-save-internet-act-restore-net-neutrality-laws-n980051

Net neutrality is the means by which your Aunt Tilly is forced to subsidize a billion Gbs of free hardcore porn.
Posted by Steelydamned | Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:03 PM (7 replies)

Rubber Bandits: Horse Outside

if you've never heard this......

Posted by Steelydamned | Mon Mar 4, 2019, 02:45 PM (0 replies)

"Fact Checker" Snopes just "fact checked" a satire story from the Babylon Bee

Seriously WTF!?


https://twitter.com/snopes/status/1098296002694533120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1098296002694533120&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fsarahd-313035%2F2019%2F02%2F20%2Fdelete-yourselves-snopes-seriously-just-fact-checked-the-babylon-bees-post-on-jussie-smollett-and-cnn%2F

The "It's Ma'am" Dude has a rap video

No, seriously and, still sounds like a dude...


New Mexico's New Dem Governor Goes Full Kool-Aid Man

Jesus H. Christ....she needs to fire all her public relations people stat! WTF was she thinking?


https://twitter.com/Michelle4NM/status/1092988768607334400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1092988768607334400&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fgregp-3534%2F2019%2F02%2F06%2Foh-yeah-new-mexicos-dem-governor-goes-full-kool-aid-man-literally-in-response-to-trumps-sotu-speech-a%2F
Posted by Steelydamned | Wed Feb 6, 2019, 10:44 AM (4 replies)

Discussionist, every damn day

https://twitter.com/OzzyManReviews/status/1086224450918334469?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1086224450918334469&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fsamj-3930%2F2019%2F02%2F05%2Ffunniest-damn-thing-youll-watch-today-ozzy-man-reviews-video-showing-debate-online-so-hilarious-its-painful-watch%2F
Posted by Steelydamned | Tue Feb 5, 2019, 03:58 PM (7 replies)
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