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This should stir some folks up.

Donald Trump meets with former Alabama Attorney General Bill Pryor for Supreme Court vacancy.

A funny from the Ostrich by Matt Mitchell on Al.com.

Obama accepts sales position at Browning.

Matt Mitchell, The Ostrich By Matt Mitchell, The Ostrich
on January 13, 2017 at 8:08 AM, updated January 13, 2017 at 8:13 AM

The Ostrich




Matt Mitchell is the creator of The Ostrich, Walker County's least trusted news source, and was the 3rd round draft pick of the Denver Nuggets. Roughly half of what he writes is untrue.
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After emailing countless resumes and meticulously editing his LinkedIn profile, President Barack Obama has finally lined up a full-time job after his departure from the White House.

Beginning this February, Obama will be the newest salesperson at the Browning Arms Company.

Todd Ratliff, a spokesman with Browning, said the company's decision to offer employment to the 44th President was based largely on his interpersonal skills, impressive resume, and ability to sell millions of guns over the last 8 years.

"No one at Browning has sold more guns than Obama, and he wasn't even on the payroll" explained Ratliff. "His sales technique is flawless. He doesn't have to say a word to move product. We just plan on telling customers, 'Obama is coming,' and then watch them load up on ammunition faster than the Wolverines in Red Dawn."

Ratliff did admit that, despite the President's exemplary sales record, there were several moments during the hiring process where it appeared Obama would not be offered employment with one of the nation's largest firearm manufacturers.

"To comply with state and federal regulations, we must verify the citizenship of all of our employees," stated LeAnn Whittemore, Director of Human Resources at Browning. "Obama was very upset after I requested documentation and asked if I planned on dragging this out for years and running for president too."

The misunderstanding was eventually resolved. After the President cooled down, he opened up to the staff at Browning to reveal his true motivation for finding a full-time job after leaving public office.

"President Obama said he had a strong feeling his health insurance coverage would soon be terminated," recalled Whittemore. "Unless he found something else, he would likely be stuck with the TrumpCare Gold Plan, which only covers unscheduled breast and pelvic exams."

I enjoyed going back thru this little ditty

that I had bookmarked.

http://www.discussionist.com/10151058325

ROLL TIDE!!!

ALABAMA 10 - LSU 0

I've not seen this posted here... is this really Huma?

http://downtrend.com/katrina/anonymous-releases-scary-video-of-huma-abedin-every-american-needs-to-see

Was just watching a clip of Hillary stumping in Iowa...

she actually said that "Trump could win this election."

SOMETHING today must have changed her tune.

This is getting good.

A Jimmy Kimmel funny.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/mPG0jk_uxNc?rel=0

ROLL TIDE!!

#1 Alabama - 33 #6 Texas A&M - 14

RAMMER JAMMER

Obama loves Hillary... except when he doesn't.



Hillary has torn a few women down herself.

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