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Solesurvivor

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Member since: Sat May 6, 2017, 12:17 AM
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Who's laughing now?

Posted by Solesurvivor | Fri Dec 6, 2019, 09:43 PM (9 replies)

I'm not crying, you're crying :D

Posted by Solesurvivor | Tue Dec 3, 2019, 05:43 AM (0 replies)

Lucid Dreaming

I know everyone must have lucid events while dreaming but man i'm telling you when last i slept it was so vivid I was actually questioning people knowing I was dreaming like asking their names and they couldn't give me them since I hadn't known theirs lol. It was a trip.

Well anyone have a lucid dream they want to share? I'm at work and bored

10 year challenge

Mount Doom

FCKH8 on Trump Derangement Syndrome

Puts a whole new spin on where the sun don't shine

https://tribunist.com/lifestyle/wellness-fanatic-claims-you-can-absorb-creativity-by-sunning-your-rear-end/?utm_source=echo&fbclid=IwAR1Pp48-NWgH17Cz_Pf1lS1H-5bpHG_XT4WGK16huSAs0nQL9ZraBYSCtTA

People are always looking for the next best thing when it comes to wellness and living a healthier lifestyle. Typically, this consists of eating well and working out a couple of days a week, but one Instagrammer created a post that has gone viral. According to her, butt-chugging sunlight is now a health trend. Yup…this is real life.

Ask yourself this lefty...

Half-Human, Half-Robot Justice Enters Supreme Court, Introduces Self As Ruth Bader Gins-Borg

https://babylonbee.com/news/half-human-half-robot-justice-enters-supreme-court-introduces-self-as-ruth-bader-gins-borg?fbclid=IwAR1cP0fZbbKj1etTWjy6effEJZ5ykORYaH9RvR388Emz5711tB4QLkmeYck


WASHINGTON, D.C.—Yesterday after the United States Supreme Court opened and justices began filing in, a half-robot, half-human with the face of Ruth Bader Ginsburg entered wielding an arm cannon, body armor, enhanced retinal targeting, and an integrated jetpack. “I AM RUTH BADER GINS-BORG. PLEASE PROCEED,” the cybernetic justice said to her colleagues, then reclined in her provided Windsor chair which was instantly crushed under the weight of her new cybernetic body.

Overall, Gins-Borg performed well, never falling asleep or showing any signs of fatigue. “She didn’t even blink,” said Judge Sonya Sotomayor who claims the cyborg justice stared at her for a large portion of the proceedings with one empty, soulless eye. At one point Sonya quietly whispered into the vacant robot woman’s ear, “is that you in there Ruth? What have they done to you?”

Some concerns were raised when an abortion bill was brought before the court and Ginsborg began repeatedly shouting, “TERMINATE. TERMINATE. TERMINATE!” Technicians were brought in and, after a brief reboot, court resumed as usual.

“Any concern that Ruth will be resigning her chair can be put to rest at this point,” said lead technician Robert Cornell. “She’s now running on the most powerful lithium-ion battery in the world, is plated with titanium body armor, runs on an Intel Xeon processor, and can get a strong wifi signal practically anywhere.” Ginsborg’s technicians believe she will remain on the court centuries after everyone on this Earth is dead and gone

Well, That Didn't Go As Planned

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